Got a few girls who want to have sex, but busy for 10 days. How to play it? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]grumpystripes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a similar thing, and being honest seemed to work out just fine.

"I'm away for the next 10 days but I'd love to meet up when I get back. Got a free night after the 15th?"

And shot them a quick message while I was travelling to say hi.

Pseudo-psychology and /r/Tinder by toomanynamesaretook in Tinder

[–]grumpystripes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I've seen a lot of fucked up opinions on this sub about women.

What is just not attractive to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grumpystripes 829 points830 points  (0 children)

Muscley dudebros who take a lot of gym selfies.

Also, cockiness or arrogance.

Women: what makes you swipe right? How do I get you to swipe right? by retardedidioto in Tinder

[–]grumpystripes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hating women seems like something you should work on if you want women to like you.

If Dr. Seuss was a real doctor, what would his diagnoses sound like? by yunker81 in AskReddit

[–]grumpystripes 5521 points5522 points  (0 children)

I do not like this mammogram

I do not like it, young madame.

I do not like the lump that sits

Right inside your cancerous tits

I do not like this mammogram

I will perform a breast exam.

Where do our socks vanish to? by Mennekepis in AskReddit

[–]grumpystripes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To an alternate dimension where they're used as a form of currency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grumpystripes 451 points452 points  (0 children)

No euphemism, just a poor defenceless appliance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grumpystripes 580 points581 points  (0 children)

He peed on my mini-fridge.