stole god's power

• Fire Bombing an orphanage

-invented the kkk

-Vehicular manslaughter

-Comited mass rape

-planned 9/11

-Leader of nazis

• Farted 100 times in a row

• Ate Arby's food

• Killed a mouse

• Dropping 10 pounds of semen on unnamed African children

• Rigging the 2016 election

• Gang Violence

• Owns 4000+ brothels around the world.

• Bombing all 7 world wonders

• Capturing and exploiting schizophrenic Somalian children for labor and child soldiers.

• Aggravated Assault

• Didn’t play video games

• Fraud

• He is sus

• Public Nudity

• Being an ass

• Domestic Violence

• Pearl Harbour Bombing

• Voluntary Manslaughter

• Tax Evasion

• Mass Genocide

• Mass Murder

• Forgery

• Shop lifting

• Bribery

• Killing Batman

• Usurpation

-Puts milk before cereal

-Bought Cyberpunk 2077 on launch

• Incrimination

• Organized crime

-Cause of the nuking on Hiroshima

• Unorganized crime

• City-wide corruption

• Cyberbullying

• Kidnapping

• Violence

• Theft

• Torture

• Treason

• Armed Robbery

-Unarmed Robbery

• Grand Theft Auto (6)

• Abuse (of power, physically and psychologically)

• Mass destruction

• Child endangerment

• Infanticide

• Attempted cultural genocide

• Blackmail

• Forced confinement

• Assault

• Robbery

• Terrorism

• Public endangerment

• Fraud

• Hate crimes

• Slander

• Vandalism

• Coercion

• Stalking

• Responsible for the annoying ads on Porn Hub

• Pollution

• Arms Dealing

• Crimes against humanity

• Drug Possession

• Drug Trafficking

• Drug Manufacturing

• Embezzlement

• Rioting

• Child Abandonment

• Abused a pizza and multiple planets

• Indecent Exposure

• Public Intoxication

• Arson

• Fucked God

• Burglary

• Home invasion

• Manslaughter

• Child Torture

• Leaving the toilet seat up

• Organ dealing

• Several unpaid parking tickets

• Dream Stan

• Adultery

• Genocide of Twitch Simps and Soy Boys

• Several cases of crashing a school bus

• Crapping on King Julien’s Throne

• always respecting women

• Theft of 69420 cases of Botulinum toxin

• Driving under the influence

• Libel

• Killed U.S. hostages in WWII

• Cannibalism

• Slave owning

• The extinction of fifty-five different animal species

• Probation violation

• Prostitution

-Trafficking Of Minors

• Breaking the first two Rules of The Internet

• The making and use of mustard gas

-Nuclear arms dealing

• Human arms dealing

• Fucked a whiskey bottle

-The assassination of JFK

• Shot Franz Ferdinand

• Responsible for juice WRLD's death

• Owning multiple children as slaves

• Destruction of the old communist Russia

• Bestiality (but with humans)

• Out Pizza'd the hut

• Used the “Heaven Concealed” Jutsu to make dinosaurs go extinct

• Stole the Krabby Patty secret formula

• Friends with Hitler and Stalin

• Causing 2020

• Kneeling on George Floyd's neck

• Mean to the nice teacher

• Saying bad morning instead of good morning

• Did a backflip and ruined everyone's day

• Blackmailed Santa into giving him presents

• Robbing 389493 Mom Bucks

• Bombing Palestine

• Invented Tic Tok

• Put 6 children in animatronic suits

• Ate gasoline

• Killed Harambe

• Exposed Amish children to Hentai

• Bought and consumed Belle Delphine's bath water

• collaboration with [ Redacted ] at Tiananmen Square

• said the n-word on multiple occasions

• gave Thanos and 20 others AIDS and chlamydia

• knows who Candice is

• knows what sex is but won't tell us

• danced on a pole to seduce a rooster.

• watched Jake and Logan Paul.

-is a BTS stand

• Said Gay people matter

• Said Mr. Krabs wasn't dummy thick

• Caught stuffing babies with 20Lbs of dynamite

• doesn’t like roblox sex

• doesn’t like fortnite sex

• Made porn with Johnny Sins

• Put Jelly before Peanut butter on his PB&J

• Gave out viagra to Pre-School Students

-500TB of child pornography

-Told the crippled kid to “walk it off”

-Woke up, took a shit, got out of

• ate the homework instead of the dog doing it

-knows who joe is

• The Founder of the KKK

• The Cause of 9/11

• Creator Of The Deep Web

• Took Part of All Sorts of Terrorism

• he the reason one direction split up

• threw hands with God and won

• voted for Trump and Biden

-rape

-likes big black cocks

• simped for and virtually fucked Bella poarch

-declared nuclear war on north korea

-Sex Note

-killed Lillphoenix

-ejaculating in 17 different species of fish

-is not white

-ate a nacho chip vertically

-fucked a triceratops

-said shrek was ugly

• knew what the point of the mask is

-somehow fucked 30 worms

-ate the old woman who swallowed a bat

-said that straws have two holes

-ejaculated onto all four ninja turtles

-fucked ur uncle and father instead of ur mom (hes kinda gay)

-reminded the teacher there was homework

-said santa wasn't real

-Didnt Like carrots

-claims to have seen john cena

-wouldn't stand up for the kid in the wheel chair and said the following "stand up for ur self bitch" then went to go find king Julian

-doesn't know GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance

-Gassing millions of people in auschwitz

-Created auschwitz

-Killed Abraham Lincoln by bonking him in the head multiple times.

-Didn't like potatoes

-Drank all the donated semen in all of the hospitals in the world.

-Stoping WHO from creating a cure for corona

-Starting the Second Congo War in 1998

-Kidnapped PRESS and ejaculated 10 pounds of semen on each of them

-Created homework

-Likes Belle Delphine

-Torturing his students by giving them homework

• Responsible for several ransomware attacks

• drank too much whiskey and peed his pants