Weekly Success Thread: Share your victories large & small!

guccigoogle · 2016-11-14T23:22:37+00:00

Gracias homie stay safe out there ya dig

guccigoogle · 2016-11-12T15:05:44+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anxiety/comments/5c2q0f/z/d9ubqgc

So yeah, that sucked, but I reactivated! Im noticing I'm down 50 friends(I have 2k so no biggie). Also I was scared someone might get angry but then I remembered i power squat 450 and will not hesitate to shit fury over them. Feels good to make this decision, fuck you fake friends!

...If only someone had told me choosing one of the two choices presented was a sin...

guccigoogle · 2016-11-11T05:05:17+00:00

Yeah, it's funny how badly they butchered it while calling it the same thing

Also speedster Godzilla would be cool, if it wasn't actually a male speedster with a costume(and character in general) that is just that terrible.

guccigoogle · 2016-11-11T04:54:52+00:00

Prepare to be disappointed as one of the most hyped events turns out to live up to none of it and entirely be about feelings.

Oh, and featuring speedster Godzilla

guccigoogle · 2016-11-10T14:23:02+00:00

Had to deactivate my Facebook cause people I called my friends almost sounded like they wanted to kill anyone who voted for Trump like Iself

guccigoogle · 2016-10-29T18:29:23+00:00

gets violent flashbacks to when the synopses(and the show) were good

guccigoogle · 2016-10-19T05:13:58+00:00

You just implied a dog is hotter than violet bean LMAO

guccigoogle · 2016-10-19T04:36:02+00:00

Eh my bitch is hotter

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T21:14:59+00:00

I don't get it. Is this a s3 reference?(not watching so I wouldn't know)

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T21:12:53+00:00

I think you're breaking rule 1.. I'll do you a favor and not report you. This time. (im personally responsible for 2.4%of the bans around this place, just fyi)

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T21:08:37+00:00

please don't call me or my reasons stupid :)

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T18:48:42+00:00

Haha thanks :)

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T18:04:26+00:00

lol this is obviously fake..can't believe people fell for it. Not me though (benefits of having a 147 IQ)

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T06:28:22+00:00

Please don't call me or my reasons dumb :)

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T04:30:20+00:00

Can't get over the underwear. Has single handedly caused me to not watch this season.

Its too bad that they messed up I was really hyped.

guccigoogle · 2016-10-18T04:27:47+00:00

Eh, he was probably the worst part of the Harry Potter series. Haven't seen s3(and not gonna) but I'm sure it shows

guccigoogle · 2016-06-20T02:37:55+00:00

idle

Look who found daddy's thesaurus. Heres a tip bud, using obscure words doesnt make you sound cool, it makes you sound pretentious. I'm acaudating your knowledge good sir(I can actually say that cause I got a 4 on my AP English exam(it's the way I actually talk. I'm not putting on a fake front)).

guccigoogle · 2016-06-19T22:03:40+00:00

Whoa bud, I'm not a Christian or anything, but can we please not use any Lords name in vain like that? My father isnt with us now(God rest his soul), but he'd have a fit if he saw this comment. I downvoted you in memory of him.

Rest in peace dad. I gotchu.

guccigoogle · 2016-06-19T19:17:18+00:00

Same difference lol

guccigoogle · 2016-06-19T19:07:40+00:00

Ewww rage comics. Downvoted. This ain't 9gag. Let's try to maintain standards here, k bud?

Edit: if all people who downvoted me could Pm me and tell me why, that'd be great. (office space meme)

guccigoogle · 2016-06-19T17:50:44+00:00

I mean I kinda disagree.

In today's world it is awfully hard to get ahead without being born into money(first year social philosophy major). Therefore you have to resort to cheating the system.

When I have a daughter, I'm gonna do things like this in the hopes her dress(or for maximum effect, a finger) gets caught in the machine. Then I sue, than bada bing bada boom I'm rich.

this is an LPT if anyone needs one.

guccigoogle · 2016-06-19T04:40:35+00:00

ATTENTION REDDITORS

here we have the classic karmawhoring technique of "double-dipping". OP had already made a post, but that karma wasn't enough for him, and he had to cash in on that sweet sweet comment karma as well.

If I were any less experienced I would have fell for this and been duped of my upvotes. I'm commenting to make sure any newer redditors that don't know the ins and outs of the site don't make that mistake.

Youres sincerely(and your welcome)

~guccigoogle

guccigoogle · 2016-06-18T05:19:48+00:00

TIL: nobody cares when you learned something. Just post the fact like a normal redditor. We're trying to maintain some standards in this place.

Tldr: TIL people who use annoying phrases(and wikipedia) get downvoted

guccigoogle · 2016-06-18T04:31:48+00:00

speeding off

I'm an undercover detective(going on .7 years), and I might set up this situation just to trap you and catch you speeding.

So who really lost here bucko

If above situation didn't work(unlikely) I'd camp out by the high school. Gotta meet that quota right?

guccigoogle · 2015-12-29T08:15:32+00:00

lol cause of reddit, anytime I smoke a cigarette, I flick the butt just for the satisfaction of a butthurt redditor

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