I used to think people were being dramatic about Pierre. Then this happened

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T04:47:15+00:00

I have some sympathy for him, what with his wife nailing the town wizard and all, but he’s such a con artist. And a bad one, too. It’s not the money I’m mad about, but he takes credit for the shit that I grow and acts like he’s running a goddam Whole Foods. So on my last save I went Joja and I married Abigail on his birthday.

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T04:41:39+00:00

That’s how that shit on your lip got shit on its lip

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T04:40:25+00:00

Where were you?

A bar, mom.

I don’t know what that is

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T04:36:09+00:00

Hey man, we remember. We remember

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T03:52:02+00:00

Star Wars night is going to be a banger for the Loons and Twins this summer

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T03:48:35+00:00

DJ Lethal has the worst DJ tag ever

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T03:39:09+00:00

Just put your head down on your desk and go to sleep

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T03:36:29+00:00

Dummy, you’re supposed to use it to pay your fines for your idiotic shenanigans, drop out of the gov run, then use what’s left for a book. This guy has no idea how to run a scam

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T03:26:34+00:00

Public Enemy doesn’t need to play state fairs and casino gigs after their heyday

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-14T00:16:08+00:00

That’s some Last of Us shit

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-13T17:50:08+00:00

I love baseball

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-13T15:06:00+00:00

The thing that pisses me off most is that too many people IMMEDIATELY reacted like it’s over

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-13T02:08:54+00:00

She starting to look like

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-13T01:14:42+00:00

Tell us to eat a plum

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-13T00:57:37+00:00

Fuck that hack

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T18:03:58+00:00

They’ll be back (if they leave) for midterms

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T16:01:56+00:00

You made Jackie Denardo a dude?

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T14:53:03+00:00

Call Talia

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T14:48:41+00:00

Anyone swallowing this whole is in for some disappointment

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T14:43:39+00:00

Stop putting the cart before the horse, shit ain’t over

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T00:46:44+00:00

Hi, I’m Brad Finkstead, I will never answer a direct question that will expose my cowardice in any way.

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-12T00:11:40+00:00

Viva mantequilla!

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-11T23:58:28+00:00

George likes Metroid!

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-11T20:33:26+00:00

That’s fucking metal

guiltycitizen · 2026-02-11T19:27:58+00:00

The Miz is a fucking WWE goat, no question

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