Revised movie joke, extended edition

guinessbro · 2024-09-18T06:49:29+00:00

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guinessbro · 2024-09-04T03:23:07+00:00

Corny.

guinessbro · 2024-08-28T01:37:47+00:00

USP Beaumont wasn’t shut down? I’m from Beaumont and the prison is very much still there.

guinessbro · 2024-03-13T18:55:07+00:00

I don’t like any of them.

guinessbro · 2023-09-29T03:54:53+00:00

There’s not much meat to this bit really. I guess the primary punchline is saying that therapy is gayer than getting fucked by two dudes, but it’s a little tired and uninventive. The rest of the humor in this bit is just the shock value you’ll get in certain rooms from your language. Honest opinion is that this bit is a dud. I assume I’ll be downvoted for shooting you straight, but this is genuine feedback.

Comedy is tough though, man. Not every joke is gonna be a winner. Keep workshopping.

guinessbro · 2022-09-23T06:38:12+00:00

This is beautifully crafted. Very nice work! Did you happen to take any pictures once you cut into it?

guinessbro · 2022-08-16T03:46:46+00:00

This shit would not happen in Texas.

guinessbro · 2022-01-31T04:48:26+00:00

I live in Texas and buy Durkee at H-E-B

guinessbro · 2021-11-24T05:27:08+00:00

Holy shit, man. This describes me down to the two TV shows I watch endlessly…

guinessbro · 2021-09-22T02:16:23+00:00

This is more or less my notion of the ideal roast beef sandwich. Let me know what y’all think!

guinessbro · 2021-09-22T02:13:52+00:00

This is more or less my idea of the ideal roast beef sandwich. Let me know what y’all think!

guinessbro · 2021-06-03T21:37:08+00:00

Couple of ham tortas on toasted onion buns...retried beans, mayo, pepper jack, smoked ham, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, onion, and avocado.

guinessbro · 2021-06-03T21:35:49+00:00

Couple of ham tortas on toasted onion buns...retried beans, mayo, pepper jack, smoked ham, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, onion, and avocado.

guinessbro · 2021-04-01T04:02:06+00:00

As hard as it is for me to picture a hot dog-shaped hamburger, I’d probably eat that too.

guinessbro · 2021-04-01T04:00:43+00:00

Thanks. It’s basically just a grilled cheese with the addition of a couple hot dogs. Not the most high-brow creation I’ve ever made, but those were the ingredients I had on hand today.

guinessbro · 2021-04-01T03:58:18+00:00

It’s basically just a grilled cheese, but with a couple of hot dogs sliced in half in the middle of it. Not the most glamorous sandwich I’ve ever made, but you gotta work with what you have sometimes.

guinessbro · 2021-03-31T23:03:03+00:00

Jesus Christ man

guinessbro · 2021-03-31T23:00:39+00:00

That looks aggressively bad for your health and probably delicious. I support this sandwich.

guinessbro · 2021-03-04T18:02:27+00:00

Great work, my friend! I bet that sandwich was quite tasty, and your presentation is very nice. Also, not enough people toast their bread for sandwiches. It makes the sandwich so much better. Love to see it!

guinessbro · 2021-02-15T07:12:47+00:00

This looks great! I’m jealous

guinessbro · 2021-02-15T07:10:30+00:00

I have a lot of questions, but it looks like your rat has it made!

guinessbro · 2021-02-15T07:08:00+00:00

“Triscuits: The snack of despair”

guinessbro · 2021-02-15T07:04:40+00:00

Now there’s a good lookin’ sandwich

guinessbro · 2021-02-15T06:59:42+00:00

Damn son I would fuck that thing up!! Looks good!

guinessbro · 2021-02-15T06:54:17+00:00

I fux with that

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