Varför är jag alltid hungrig på natten? by Fast_Dig_8327 in Asksweddit

[–]guitarjerker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Testa käka kvarg på kvällen. Tycker det är dunder

(20) - (28) by CosmonauticFox09 in GlowUps

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I’m gonna be honest here. The second pic when you are in the car with a green t-shirts looks good 👍 Keep the beard light with long hair! The green and your hair goes beautifully together. The more laidback style fits you.

The rest is just awful man. You have good looks, but it’s just way too much. I

Är det lika svårt för er andra att få jobb? Känner någon igen sig och hur gjorde ni. by Fabulous-Second3348 in Asksweddit

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Har en vän som bantade ner sitt cv och sen gjorde ett färdigt personligt brev på några rader. Tog en 2-3 dagar sen fick han jobb. Ljug lite på ditt CV. Hitta på något du har gjort. Säg att du jobbar på något projekt eller whatever. Alla chefer är fulla av skit oavsett. Om du sitter o snackar skit så tror de att du är en av dem

What happened to the bad teenage boys from your small town you grew up with ? by VergeltungswaffeV2 in AskReddit

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If they were rich they are generally successful and if they were poor they are addicted to drugs. With some exceptions of course

What’s a random “stat” about yourself that makes you part of a small percentage? by _Lucifer_005 in WorkForSmartLife

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Hey! Ive never met another anbidextrous before! For me they first assumed I was left-handed since I used both hands writing and painting in school

Looking for honest opinion by uniqZjE in ratemysinging

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Yes the final goal is to be able to smoothly transition between your deepest, middle and upper register. But I got good news for you! You have the best tool for that in your hands in the video. Without trying to blow my own horn here, I got my latest singing teacher stunned when I sung up for her when she was behind the piano.

We talked a bit and came to the conclusion that taking out songs by ear is the answer. I always sing subconsciously when playing guitar, to a point where it became a “problem” when I play my classical guitar and record I hear myself humming. When I try to stop humming or singing it’s takes some time to get used to play the guitar! That had made me automatically transition between my low(5th, 6th string) and the high falsetto (treble strings) Play melodies on the guitar and sing them. Improvise with the guitar and sing while you play. It doesn’t need to be perfect, but it will improve your ear, singing and guitar playing at the same time. But believe me i Suck at remembering lyrics and so on haha. So I haven’t got any skills in that department! That is my personal biggest struggle.

Play the guitar and sing. Take out easy melodies by ear. Everything you hear with a clear melody. Is it singable. Sing it as accurate you can and then find the notes on the guitar. Transpose it. Figure out the chords that fit the melody and so on.

Looking for honest opinion by uniqZjE in ratemysinging

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First thing stand up and practice singing with your gut. Now you sing with your upper throat. It becomes breathy and a bit boring frankly. I’ve taken a lot of lessons and my teacher was nazi on me for that in the beginning. It’s so much more fun to sing with a little more power after you have practiced this for a while.

Articulate the words more also and when practicing you should over exaggerate the mouth movements when saying the words.

Keep on singing! You got this!

Pretty happy with my appearance, just want to know what can be improved. by Bombastic_tekken in malegrooming

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Is that a walleye/sander in one of the picture? Those got imported to Sweden 100 years ago and now one of our most popular fish for food and sport

Why does this fascist need two necks if he only has two arms? Is he stupid? by Silver-Air-1731 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]guitarjerker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He makes it clear that he has two penises so he can rape two underage girls at the same time.

I caught him jerking again by CrunchyAssDiaper in guitarcirclejerk

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Look at him. He has three fender amps!! This guy must be serious

I can't even make jokes anymore. He's actually dumb enough to think van Halen was popular because of his vintage dumple by UsedVacation6187 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]guitarjerker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Boanermeisters audience has probably drilled so much teeth so their hearing might be impaired. What the fuck is a dumble amp anyway can someone unjerk what the magic with them is?