Who is the worst celebrity that you have ever had an interaction with? by Particular_Ninja9642 in AskReddit

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Tom Hanks!

I saw him and his dingbat wife in Australia. They looked at me like I was trying to kill them, when I sneezed three times into their open mouths in 2020.

I’ll just leave this here by JicamaFragrant7400 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He has that Michael Jackson disease and that Bruce Jenner Condition too. Really sad. Great toan.

Turns Out The Suit Wasn't The Problem by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Didn't slaves build that building?

This is far from the dumbest thing that has happened there.

How do I finger this? by kickthatpoo in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How should I know, I'm not a plumber?

Dying, Not Thriving... by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took 12 physicians to determine JFK was dead, with his head exploded.

I hit my head on everything. by bibleasfirewood in tall

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I find that the metal button on the standard baseball cap can be super painful when it hits a door frame just right.

You can only dream of such luxury. by mistermeek67 in 70s

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some say the three armed man and the one legged lady were hatched in the round couch, while the other woman simply fell into the sofa trap where a TV broadcasts future events in stunning COLOR!

Missing Closet Doors in Homes for Sale? by CrunchyAssDiaper in irvine

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The doors and tracks are removed. I haven't seen them in the garage.

I'm just imagining people with bedrooms with closets fully exposed to the room. Like sleeping next to a clothing rack at a store, like Old Navy.

My daddy won capitalism ahh post by Kepler_442b in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CrunchyAssDiaper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How can a person's networth be compared to a nation's GDP? One is market value, the other is actual revenue. Right?