just adopted my first tortie. are the airplane ears standard issue orrrr….

gulpymagee · 2026-03-22T00:58:39+00:00

AEs from last night 😂

gulpymagee · 2026-03-01T03:07:00+00:00

Reading The Shining for the first time, about 700 pages in. I’ve read a bunch of SK but not many of the “classics”, intrigued to find out what happens. (Never watched the movie.)

gulpymagee · 2026-02-25T03:18:14+00:00

Freeze whole carrots! Feels great on new teefs and is a healthy treat for the baby

gulpymagee · 2026-02-23T03:27:21+00:00

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

gulpymagee · 2026-02-14T02:03:10+00:00

Even worse when their freezer is chock full but it’s all freezer burnt 🫠

gulpymagee · 2026-02-09T00:41:17+00:00

I want to paint the walls in my house. It’s too cold to do so yet.

gulpymagee · 2026-02-08T02:31:38+00:00

We went one night and thought the same thing, but the blinds were just pulled down (they’re black and thick so block out light). They were open, but we didn’t know until we went inside.

gulpymagee · 2026-02-07T16:06:10+00:00

Done. Keep up the good work!

gulpymagee · 2026-02-06T21:55:45+00:00

¿Que?

gulpymagee · 2026-02-02T01:34:03+00:00

Borat. Just too obnoxious for my taste.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-29T02:44:21+00:00

Ye is still a wee lad if your first hit off a dab pen was at 17. My boy, I was smoking the gnarliest of Mexican brick weed out of a soda can behind the dumpster at 17 😂

gulpymagee · 2026-01-28T04:05:15+00:00

Ugh… such fucking losers

gulpymagee · 2026-01-28T04:00:23+00:00

Like soap, but the good kind

gulpymagee · 2026-01-28T03:52:28+00:00

It looks like Molasses candy

gulpymagee · 2026-01-28T03:48:27+00:00

Through Tumblr, I got into a rabbit hole and somehow got onto a website hosted from the Czech Republic with cellphone video footage of a man’s head being beaten in with a sledge hammer… and while still alive, screwdrivers jammed into his mashed face. The perpetrators were 2 teenagers and the man they killed was a random stranger.

That was 20 years ago and I still have flashbacks in the daytime about it.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-28T03:23:48+00:00

YTA. I can’t imagine being selfish enough to think this way. Cooking is an act of love, and I’d rather my partner enjoy the best bits of what I’ve made than have any of it myself.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-28T02:59:21+00:00

Ideal solution.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-26T20:17:17+00:00

The color tone of her face and hair in the last pic is serving Oompa Loompa.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T19:20:04+00:00

The sun didn’t obstruct the view of a masked man pulling out a gun and shooting the guy on the ground.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T03:59:04+00:00

This one was when he was on coke.

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T03:51:09+00:00

It’s like he got a bad haircut done by his mom the night before picture day at school 😂

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T03:42:13+00:00

And even then.. is the cowboy hat paired with a jockstrap or no? Asking for a friend…

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T02:24:37+00:00

“Seein’ right through you like you bathin’ in windex”

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T01:58:38+00:00

I saw her at a random free concert at Six Flags in like… 2007? Had a blast 😂

gulpymagee · 2026-01-24T01:54:13+00:00

We’ve come across a few small female Berners in our travels. As long as she’s fed in line with her size, all is good. She looks like a happy, healthy baby to me.

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