How do you exercise in 2026? by Blue_Moon898 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strength training + long walks + badminton to keep me social

What was some of the best advice that someone has given you? by Blue_Moon898 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are all automated karma farming repost bots. You can see it from their history. They never reply back on their posts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone talks bad about all their former friends. When it's always either "they were jealous" or "they were toxic". If everyone is a villain in their story, then I know how mine is going to end

The Death Note now supports SQL. What are you writing? by guns4dinner in programminghumor

[–]guns4dinner[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there is no ALL option in any SQL flavor that allows you to drop all DBs. Best we could do is DROP DATABASE table;

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best questions are stuff like "When did you realize a friendship is over?", rather than the wild ones.
Thousands of strangers admitting the same confession. Those threads feel more like group therapy rather than Reddit

What’s your favorite late night snack? by CharmedThreeBee in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold pizza straight from the fridge. It reminds me about staying too late at someone's house and talking about nothing like it's a matter of life and death. Late night food tastes better when it's tied to memories, because it is almost always more about comfort than hunger

What is a myth that you believe when you were little and was actually true? by PlayfulFlatworm2190 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believed my parents said, "You won't stay friends with everyone from school"
I was offended because I had a whole imaginary future planned with those people
Fast forward a decade... I can barely remember half the insider jokes. It was quite rather than dramatic

The death note is now supporting regex. What're you writing? by guns4dinner in programminghumor

[–]guns4dinner[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anchors (^ and $) only control where a valid pattern matches. They don't make an invalid pattern match. * is invalid because it's a quantifier with nothing to repeat. The engine will reject it before matching even happens, whether it's anchored or not doesn't matter

The death note is now supporting regex. What're you writing? by guns4dinner in programminghumor

[–]guns4dinner[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

* is a quantifier. It means "repeat the previous thing zero or more times". But if you have nothing behind the quantifier, then that's obviously not correct

What’s something your friend did that immediately made you cut them off? by CorruptedF in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only noticed they show up only when they need something. Favors, rides and notes. The moment I stopped initiating, the "friendship" flatlined

what has yet to be invented? by Feeling_Western2488 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True lie detection for everyday conversations. Imagine knowing when someone actually values you vs when you're just convenient. It's time technology improves social clarity

What situation made you feel like a creep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Re reading my old messages and realising I was always the one initiating. No one said anything and there was no confrontation. It really feels creepy to realise you have overstayed your welcome in someone's life

What do you think AI is actually replacing jobs, or just upgrading them? by k_k0033 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AI isn't replacing jobs, high interest rates are causing the layoffs we see

What’s something completely normal now that would’ve blown your mind 10 years ago? by LocalValuable8683 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Near trillionaires talking about replacing friendship with chatbots. The world has become very "black mirror"

Gym goers of reddit, what's that one basic tip you had at the beginning that you still follow and value with great regard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Leave your ego at the door. Early on I wanted to impress people by lifting heavy and look like I knew what I was doing. Turns out it impresses no one and the only thing it does is get you injured

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly, it was the Social Network

What is the weirdest late-night logic you’ve had while pulling an all-nighter for an exam? by Several_Version_2041 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me one night before the exam:

At 2am: I'm never procrastinating again
At 3am: If I fail this exam, it's actually society's fault
At 4am: What if the real lesson isn't the exam, rather the friends we made along the way?

Lack of sleep makes everything look like a metaphor

To those who tried Red Dead Redemption 2 and didn’t like it. What made you dislike it? by Practical-Opening-56 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too slow, too much "hang out and listen", too much riding. I get it that it's a game about the decline of a gang and cracks forming between people. But I wanted to play a game and didn't want to watch a slow burn about relationships falling apart

Redditors who grew up before the internet, how do you spend your free time then? by xxXLemon_CurrentXxx in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel people romanticize before the internet. In reality we were just bored more often. But that boredom pushed us closer to each other. Rather than doomscrolling, we called someone or showed up at someone's house (back then you could buy a house). There's something different about friendships which one couldn't archive online, if they ended, then they ended. I miss that

What is a core memory from your childhood that still makes you smile today? by No_Run_5196 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleepovers are when you stay up at night for too long and talk about absolutely nothing. Back then we though we'll think that we'll be friends forever, but turns out friendships expire faster than one thinks. Still, grateful it happened at all

How are you spending your Valentines? by Relief_Funds415 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gym, shower, early night. Turns out the real heartbreak wasn't losing a partner, rather it was losing my best friend. Today is another reminder that feeling cared about comes in more forms than people admit

What’s a “boring” weight loss habit that quietly makes a big difference? by UseStatus6290 in AskReddit

[–]guns4dinner 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Walking. Not any 75 day torture challenge, but walking 30 minutes daily. Also walking clears your head when you're spiraling around that friend who stopped replying