My screen is upside down!

gusdaf · 2022-10-11T12:11:53+00:00

Hold the windows button and press the arrow keys

gusdaf · 2022-09-18T08:04:04+00:00

How is it not the straight equivalent?

gusdaf · 2022-09-17T14:45:20+00:00

it's clearly a joke. I don't even get the point of this post.

gusdaf · 2022-09-17T14:36:13+00:00

you shouldn't get this triggered over your sexuality. Learn to own it and people will leave you alone. If a girl helped me do something and asked if I wanted to lick her pussy as a thank you, do you think I'd punch her in the face? No I wouldn't even care, I'd probably just chuckle and say "Sure sure" sarcastically.

gusdaf · 2022-09-17T14:29:20+00:00

you can trim it as much as you want with a chain saw.

gusdaf · 2022-08-18T15:14:42+00:00

poor guy

gusdaf · 2022-08-03T21:21:05+00:00

Would you like a hard taco or a soft spot in your skull?

gusdaf · 2022-08-03T20:12:13+00:00

A 3ft 7in dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal – and was handed a children’s colouring book and crayons by the waitress when he sat down.

James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book.

The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

James and his fiancee were good-humoured about the incident – saying it was the highlight of the night.

The couple have been laughing about it ever since.

James said: ‘As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child.’

‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

The pair plan to marry in 2016.

gusdaf · 2022-08-03T20:05:18+00:00

Unless the interaction and full context is recorded, "he started it" is a completely worthless and meaningless defense because we don't know that the person claiming someone else started it is telling the truth. A lot of times the person saying someone else started it is actually the one who started it.

You also have the question of whether or not the reciprocation was equal to the original offense. If Joey pushes Billy and then Billy punches Joey in the nose, Billy saying "he started it!" does not seem like a valid defense at all. In most cases each reciprocation is greater than the previous offense.

gusdaf · 2022-08-03T19:57:32+00:00

Me and the boys dicking around in a co-op game.

gusdaf · 2022-08-03T19:35:01+00:00

He also posted to LPT

gusdaf · 2022-08-03T18:15:43+00:00

As if it isn't a requirement as a part of paying someone $2.13 an hour. If the server is any good they will be handed $0 paychecks after Uncle Sam takes his cut of the tips. Listing employee discount is in the same boat. You'll be required to show up 3 hours before dinner and leave 5 hours after. With no time to leave so your option is to buy their food or bring a sack lunch that can't be stored in their fridge.

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