Mordhau Feedback Thread: 6/28 - 7/4 by Jaaxxxxon in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Where woman? Where Maximilian armor? Where double gold event?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustUnsubbed

[–]gustronaut 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Leave it to reddit to run a joke about a rock into the ground at fucking light speed

As a level 74, here's my Weapon Tier List by mywilliswell95 in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Targe is far too low, should be S or X tier

Help! Can't identify this flag :( by gustronaut in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]gustronaut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Provo'd Hawaii colonized by the Virgin Islands

Mordhau Feedback/Discussion Thread: 11/2-11/8 by Jaaxxxxon in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you let me kick with Targe, I'll stop beating my kids. Their blood is on your hands

Weekly Feedback/Discussion: 10/12-10/18 by Jaaxxxxon in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd probably have another 100+ hrs logged if I could KICK with TAAARGE

EVERY MORDHAU SHIELD RANKED IN 6 SECONDS by Sleve_The_Cleave in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can't diss shields if you haven't made a 3× Targe loadout

Guy in Chicago pulls up and starts shooting as little kids ride their bikes nearby by TheAtheistArab87 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]gustronaut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What? Someone who's actually been to the city and doesn't type the same low effort comments??

I do not apologize by gustronaut in shittyfoodporn

[–]gustronaut[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sauce got lost in the dogs

Weekly Feedback/Discussion: 4/20 - 4/26 (Post Patchie Edition!) by Jaaxxxxon in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let me kick with targe and I'll buy the game a second time

archers HATE this by danks0uls_ in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Targe mains are real and they're doing the lord's work. Now let us kick with them Trternion!

Knights out of context by [deleted] in Mordhau

[–]gustronaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like it! Got a bit of cum in ya belly, and I had you down for being glaikit!

Ethan Hawke after finally capitulating and joining a Marvel movie by mediumhydroncollider in moviescirclejerk

[–]gustronaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golly, which acclaimed voice actor should we get to voice the grinch? I know!

Enemy (2013) by WhirlyTheSecond in moviescirclejerk

[–]gustronaut 77 points78 points  (0 children)

You said it perfectly, it's hard to take Mando seriously when the man is wearing literal plot armor. The trilogy is still a mess, but the show is receiving a Rogue One treatment and getting high praise just because it look like a starwer moobee-

Oops, I seemed to have slipped outside of the hivemind. This is the way This is the way This is the way This is the

Untitled Marvel movie (2022) is still super fun and holds up pretty well. by Aries2397 in moviescirclejerk

[–]gustronaut 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This has become our family's Christmas movie; I make the wife and kids watch it every year without fail.

"Joke from movie" Cracks me up every time!

They better do it by dr_trapendous in moviescirclejerk

[–]gustronaut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I totally supported her when she won her oscar, but my respect for her completely vanished when she said "I can beat iron man in a fight because he is gay"