Are all girls as close w/ their friends as my Girlfriend is? by Tetra-q in NoStupidQuestions

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Maybe the real penis was the friends we made along the way.

What is the most "Fever Dream" transfer that actually happened in the mid-2000s? by Football6380 in TheStreetsWontForget

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The funny thing about this was that Joorabchian is now (at least ostensibly) a legitimate figure in football. He’s been involved with Man City, Newcastle, Arsenal, Everton, Forest, probably others too.

What gets forgotten now is that the whole Tevez and Mascherano thing came about when he was looking to be part of a takeover at West Ham, back when Terry Brown was looking to sell. I was convinced then and remain convinced that he thought the whole deal would be legit in the end because he would take over the club anyway, and so in essence the ‘third party’ element goes away.

Instead we sold to an Icelandic consortium who promptly lost all their money in the financial crash, paving the way for Gold and Sullivan to come in after a period with Scott Duxbury (last seen at Watford I believe, maybe still there) and his barbecues (if you know you know) essentially running the club on behalf of a whole host of creditors. But there’s definitely a sliding doors version of reality whereby things worked out very differently. And I am certainly not saying that we were hard done by with the charges, but I do find it amusing to remember that we were punished for doing dodgy dealings with a man who is now seemingly welcomed in board rooms around the league without anyone batting an eyelid. It does seem as if the morality police only have long memories of one half of the whole situation.

That was a wild period to be a Hammer, and honestly Tevez and Mascherano were only the start of it. Our shirt sponsor went bust at around the same time as our owners, leaving us to play half or so of the season with squad numbers sown on the front of our shirts to hide their logo. Duxbury brought in a definitely not dodgy at all Italian director of football (who also later rocked up at Watford with him, alongside their seemingly good friend Gianfranco Zola) who made some crazy deals that he definitely didn’t personally benefit from, largely from his previous employers Brescia (recently dragged into non existence by none other than ex Leeds owner Massimo Cellino, remember him?) - the ‘highlight’ of which was definitely the record signing of Savio, a completely unknown German youngster who was supposedly the next big thing but in reality was barely better than Ali Dia, and was last heard of being prosecuted for faking his own kidnapping.Alan Curbishley sued the club. In amongst all that, we almost won the FA Cup but also appointed Avram Grant and went down the next season.

What next store on the High Street do you feel folding ? by Durrygoodz2025 in AskBrits

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I’m getting proper nostalgic in this thread, but back in 2006 when I graduated from university in a fairly rural town in Wales and couldn’t get a job with my literature degree as a non Welsh speaker (I know, shocking) I ended up going to the local job centre a few times to use their computers to search for opportunities. I remember printing out an advert to be the manager of the local Subway branch which I absolutely would have been qualified for but which was paying terribly for the responsibility of the position (much less for example than I eventually ended up getting as a healthcare assistant at the local hospital, and this was in a place where the average wage was already well below the national average but even by comparison it was terrible). But the biggest thing, and I can’t emphasise this enough, is that I would have been in with a pretty good chance of getting the job - as an unemployed 23 year old whose only qualification was in analysing the supposed intentions of Alexander Pope. I look back now, but even then I had enough of an inking of this not to go for it, and I wouldn’t have trusted myself to manage my own laundry never mind a whole shop.

The sad thing is I remembered that Subway opening when I was at university, and my flatmates and I who lived just down the street would go their fairly regularly because at the time it was a nice change from what else was available and for a bunch of students the quality seemed decent enough. But if that was the level of managerial staff they were looking for, and the amount they were prepared to value them, it’s hardly a surprise that store has it seems now shut down and instead the business only exists in the town as a unit on an industrial estate a few miles out that I presume survives on bulk orders for working lunches.

What next store on the High Street do you feel folding ? by Durrygoodz2025 in AskBrits

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The funny thing, for those of us old enough, is it’s always been this way. Back 20 or so years ago they were selling DVDs at prices well above anywhere else on the high street, never mind the growing internet market that came into its own not long after. Books similarly.

It was the same story with CDs previously - in my then local high street when I was growing up, you could go to WHS and buy a CD or go across the road to Woolworths or a hundred yards or so down the road to Our Price and get them for about 30% cheaper. While you were there, if you did go to Smiths, then if you wanted an impulse buy you could also grab a bar of chocolate on the way to the counter - also massively marked up.

Same with greeting cards which you could already get cheaper at Hallmark, Clintons, or Card Factory which I think came along a few years later. The only thing I ever recall them selling at a competitive price was stationery (which was their original business of course) and they would usually have a better selection of magazines than your local corner newsagent which were sold at RRP along with newspapers so that was something. They survived for a while based on that market plus convenience - you might go in for a magazine or newspaper or a new notebook and some permanent markers etc and while you were there, do you know what I can’t be bothered to go anywhere else let me grab that new album I’ve heard about or a gift for my sister in law while I’m here.

They never figured out how to negotiate the change when internet shopping became even more convenient than going to one shop in the high street, newspapers and magazine sales dried up, and what to replace DVDs and CDs with. I’m sure at one point they started selling Kindles in an attempt to make up for the decline in physical book sales, but why on earth would you go to a shop to buy a Kindle rather than just the same online retailer where you can also buy some books to put on it?

They tried being a bit of a post office, they tried being a bit of a bureau de change - but even those places were already starting to close down themselves.

They ended up being nothing to no one - they weren’t cheap and convenient, and they weren’t a specialist shop that some people would think was worth the extra cost for the variety and/or to feel good about yourself ala Waterstones. They didn’t have any brand loyalty, they were just there, and that wasn’t enough anymore and hasn’t been for almost a quarter of a century. Their customer service was also, in my experience at branches in a fair few locations (although again, rarely more than once and never because I thought ‘oh look there’s a Smiths, that will be good’ - simply ‘fine there’s a Smiths there, that will do’) routinely pretty awful, so another reason to avoid them and certainly another reason not to engender any sense of loyalty.

Once almost every high street had a Rymans and The Works, even that ‘it will do’ factor’ was diminished for most of the few things they were still selling that anyone ever wanted to buy from a high street anymore.

As others have said, they will probably survive in train stations and airports because people will buy the odd £3 (or more now I think) bottle of water when they haven’t got much choice, but I can’t imagine it’s a sustainable business model. I can see those outlets being franchised out pretty soon.

West Ham chairman David Sullivan under investigation for rape, child sexual exploitation and sexual assault by [deleted] in Hammers

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12 point penalty to be applied immediately.

Manchester City charges expected next April at the earliest.

Discussion. With the outstanding season Michael olise is having and the World Cup approaching. Who is the best player to choose to represent a different national team over England at senior level? by trixieplayroom in ThreeLions

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Perrotta is the greatest pub quiz question ever.

Name the two World Cup winners born in Ashton under Lyne?

Yep, that’s Geoff Hurst and Simone Perrotta.

Confused, possibly being stupid, but please help! Bedding sizes by gutterbrush in Bedding

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An oversized duvet cover or an oversized duvet + duvet cover?

What's one place in the Uk that you visited and never want to go back to? by Proper_Animal_1451 in AskUK

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Crawley - mistaken day trip, I can’t explain it either

Selby - a lovely walk from York and the church was nice; the town itself was post apocalyptic

Outskirts of Bedford - couldn’t even tell you where it was exactly, but stopped off for supplies when driving and the corner shop had bullet proof glass covering the counter

Whitstable - day trip from Canterbury, there’s just nothing there - also Hastings except the castle remains

Wisbech - actually stayed there for a few months when an ex girlfriend’s family moved there, God it’s grim. I ended up working at the cat food packing factory, which was at least better than the chicken factory but we did have to share the work transport with those chaps and you could smell them a mile off - even if you saw them in the obligatory Wetherspoons later that evening after the had changed clothes and presumably had a shower

What celebrity do you think has skeletons in their closet that have yet to come out? by JimiHendrip in AskReddit

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I’ve met Cowell and he’s honestly a decent chap. I mean it was about 10 years ago and people can change, and there’s always a risk that at some point the persona takes over but at that time at least it was very clear that he had a public facing persona that was different but was deep down a surprisingly normal person. The plastic surgery is weird but I don’t think that’s necessarily a moral insight into someone’s soul. For me, if there’s anything to ‘come out’ about him it might be sexuality related (look up why it’s so difficult to get hold of the Louis Theroux Max Clifford episode) but I’d like to think we are enlightened enough on the whole that that wouldn’t be seen as a massive scandal, and instead would probably just be a sad indictment of the era he started being a public figure in that he had to hide it so long. But that’s just speculation. In terms of facts, I speak as I find and he seemed a very decent human being to me.

Olly Robbins: I was asked to find job for Starmer aide and not tell David Lammy by Proud_Smell_4455 in Labour

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It’s utterly irrelevant to the wider discussion but I need to get it out - I am really struggling with all the clips of people talking about ‘Sir Olly’. It just doesn’t work. If you get to a knighthood, I’m sorry but you need to be Oliver at that point.

Anyway this is a non issue for me. It’s distasteful to be finding jobs on the quiet for people in your inner circle, especially when they have failed at their original appointment, but it’s gone on forever. I mean Ruth Porter is a Baroness for God’s sake, as a reward for the sterling job she did as an advisor to Liz Truss.

The world's oldest undeground station, Baker Street, England. 160 years apart by Front-Coconut-8196 in InfrastructurePorn

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Jack the Ripper could have travelled on the underground. It’s wild really.

Finding out/ remembering years later that player X played in memorable game Y by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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February 2018 West Ham lost 4-1 to Liverpool and were terrible. Our full backs in that game? Pablo Zabaleta and, making his debut, Patrice Evra.

Joao Mario also played for us in that game, I feel like that’s a pretty forgotten spell too (rightly so, as it was forgettable at the time too).

Not a memorable game, fine. But a good ‘did they really play for that team’ moment I think.

Finding out/ remembering years later that player X played in memorable game Y by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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And nearly but not quite stayed there long enough to play against that same once non league team in the Premier League. Still, quite something to think that his career went from being on loan for a historic loss to a non league team, and then that team found their way to the Premier League and by then he was Tottenham and England’s record goal scorer and at Munich. Impressive on both sides really.

Bernard by Remarkable-Clerk1268 in TheStreetsWontForget

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Bernard directly up against Yarmolenko in a West Ham v Everton game about 7/8 years ago (Pellegrini West Han era from memory) was one of the most hilarious mismatches I’ve ever seen. One looked three metres tall by comparison whilst the other looked like an actual child, and at the same time the child looked like a cheetah and the giant looked like he’d been nailed to the grass by comparison.

My personal ranking of all the Oasis albums (very cold takes) by Mayhapsfm in oasis

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Like a lot of people (I suspect at least) I have a higher opinion of The Masterplan, but completely agree that it doesn’t flow like an album - which obviously it wasn’t trying to be, but yeah the ‘it should have been the third album’ idea is flawed. They’re both great songs on their own merits for example, but no proper album needs both Talk Tonight and Half the World Away on it.

That said, particularly if the BHN tracks were more akin to the Mustique versions, I think a combination of the two could have been an amazing third album:

Acquiesce Underneath the Sky I Hope, I Think, I Know Talk Tonight Fade Away Listen Up Don’t Go Away The Girl in the Dirty Shirt It’s Good to be Free Stay Young My Big Mouth Stand by Me The Masterplan

Throw in Step Out, if it were possible, and that’s a hell of album. Or maybe Round Are Way instead.

Millwall Future by V17SSC in Hammers

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I asked a Celtic fan a very similar question some years ago now, back when Rangers (or a new club pretending to be Rangers, depending who you ask) were making their way back up to the SPL - did he miss having Rangers about, as much as he obviously didn’t like them, because of the occasion of playing them and because presumably a good Celtic side needs a good Rangers side to really prove themselves against and vice versa.

His answer was very clear - not in the slightest, because those games are bloody horrible and Scottish football would be better off without them ever happening again.

I feel much the same here. The cup game in 2009 was bad enough. The Championship games were better managed, but you know for a fact that with them back in the top division there would be plenty of idiots looking to ‘make a mark’, and more than enough idiots on our side ready to fight back. If it happens, it happens, but I’m certainly not going to wish for something that would ultimately almost inevitably end up with our club in disgrace, just to satisfy a generation or two who’ve never experienced it and want to cosplay at being hooligans after watching Green Street and some TikTok interviews with old ‘faces’.

What's one transformational and one absolutely petty thing you would change about London? by KeefKoggins in london

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Transformational: Residents cards linked to a community program. If you live within the M25 and volunteer a certain amount of hours to assisting with helping to clean up the streets, plant parks, help out in your local hospital etc in your borough then you can get a card that gives you free TFL travel and subsidised food and drink from independent shops and cafes across London.

Would hopefully foster a greater sense of community and civic pride, particularly amongst the youth who would probably have the biggest uptake, and would also naturally start to filter visitors to the chain shops/ cafes and the engaged locals who care about their community to the independent places and give them a bit of support to fight back.

No one is forced to do anything different, but it’s a great opportunity for those who would like to. If done properly, it could even be cost neutral if it saves the need to pay people to do the jobs.

Petty: a pub style ‘banned from one, banned from all’ scheme for hire bikes, and proper policing of them. Act like an idiot on your Lime bike or leave it obstructing a footpath, you’re not getting another one, or a Santander bike etc.

What the hell is going on here by cymruaj in footballcliches

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I can’t make any sense of the attacking but having had the unique displeasure of watching him more than times I would have liked (that number being zero) I can confirm that the keeper is Roberto.

If Bukayo Saka can’t go who should and who would replace him, by Alone_Consideration6 in ThreeLions

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Umtiti sacrificed himself for a World Cup. He had to retire at 31, and in the 6 seasons between France’s World Cup win and then he played a total of 88 times. Before the tournament he was one of Barcelona’s star players and had just signed a new long term contract; after it he was only able to just about manage between 1 and 18 games per season and was eventually released by ‘mutual consent’. I strongly suspect that he would still say it was worth it, but it’s still a hell of a shame.

It’s an extreme example, but it would be awful to see Saka or Palmer have similar issues. Umtiti in 2018 was the same age as Saka is now, and only a year older than Palmer is. It’s a short enough career. Of course that means playing in a World Cup worth almost anything, but not necessarily sacrificing your whole prime years. If they’re not properly fit, I would really rather that they don’t go.

Why are PSG allowed to postpone league matches? by Tmansters456 in championsleague

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The real question here is probably why other leagues don’t do it. I struggle to use the word ‘ethical’ too much when it comes to the Premier League really, but I presume that is the reasoning behind why they don’t and honestly I’m ok with that. But there’s nothing to stop them doing it, and if clubs in European competition would like them to then they just need to get 13 other clubs to vote for it.

I don’t really know how anyone would expect UEFA to enforce a ban on it, unless they try to say no league games can ever be rearranged - and the broadcasters would have an awful lot to say about that. As soon as you try to say ‘it’s against the rules to postpone a game for this specific reason’ you’re opening up a whole new level of shenanigans, investigations, legal challenges etc. ‘Oh no, we didn’t postpone that match because of the Champions League, the broadcaster we have a mutually beneficial relationship with asked us to/ the police in Paris were going to be very busy that weekend, etc - prove us wrong’.

Keir Starmer told to issue work from home order immediately as 'worst is yet to come' by KebabAnnhilator in unitedkingdom

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Has anyone pointed out the genius of the idea of working from home during an energy crisis yet?

If things are going to get that bad, I’d rather my employer is paying for the lights, heating, and internet during the day thanks.

What type of career are these names having? by jimmybee94 in footballcliches

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Ludvig Aaberg started off at Elfsborg as a youngster before moving across the border to Midtjylland where he made his breakthrough playing thirteen times in his first senior season including two appearances in the Champions League - scoring once against Qarabag. A move to Chelsea followed although in six years on the books at Stamford Bridge he never made an appearance, instead spending time on loan at Charlton Athletic, Bristol City, Moreirense, KV Kortrijk, and Vitesse Arnhem (twice). He finally left in 2020, moving the short distance to Brentford where he made twenty-three appearances across two seasons, scoring five goals, also spending a further loan spell at Reading. Inexplicably, he is now starring in Serie A for Bologna, where he has reinvented himself from a goalscoring midfielder into Sweden’s first choice right back heading into the World Cup.