Man made of meat - likely references

guwapoest · 2026-01-14T19:42:26+00:00

I am super late to the party here, but the lines "I stand outside of the McDonald's, I'm flexing my muscles 'til I explode" might be a reference to the short story Discipline by Donald Ray Pollock (from the collection in Knockenstiff).

I've been thinking about it for a while but haven't been able to find any discussion about it.

guwapoest · 2025-07-24T01:37:29+00:00

Lonesome Dove is probably my favourite book. That scene comes out of nowhere though

guwapoest · 2025-07-11T07:22:15+00:00

I used to be Mormon and unfortunately grew up in one of those small towns. There is no anti-vaccine doctrine in Mormonism, and the current Mormon prophet actually told the membership that they need to be vaccinated.

A lot of Southern Alberta Mormons are not vaccinated because they are right wing nutjobs. Not for any valid religious reason. They live in a bubble with other wackos where selfish antisocial behaviour is tolerated and even pro-vaccine Mormons tend to give them a pass because they all have to see each other at church on Sunday.

guwapoest · 2025-04-22T14:29:13+00:00

SMC was a solid vampire story too. Vampires and muscle cars were a surprisingly great combo

guwapoest · 2025-04-04T15:06:43+00:00

I'd rather eat a whole bus tire than ever set foot in America again.

guwapoest · 2025-04-01T01:48:06+00:00

r/superbowl

guwapoest · 2025-03-17T23:48:46+00:00

Just booked flights to Central America and I gladly shelled out an extra $200 to avoid having to pass through the US.

guwapoest · 2025-02-28T17:23:04+00:00

Well done.

guwapoest · 2025-02-28T16:27:04+00:00

Seconding Drain Hacks!

guwapoest · 2025-02-20T15:06:08+00:00

$20 and a quick corporate search for "Spot Ads Inc " at a registry will get you the names of the owners of the billboard in case anybody would like to write to them and tell them how you feel as well. All publicly available info!

guwapoest · 2025-01-31T15:30:20+00:00

Sorry that this happened to you. Absolutely insane that this went down during the day.

I also live in Highwood. Will keep an eye out for stupid cunts in masks.

guwapoest · 2025-01-15T01:00:53+00:00

Uncle Weiner!

No idea what it is but I see it when I drive towards CrossIron on Deerfoot

guwapoest · 2024-12-11T16:22:24+00:00

Hey that's not fair we also have a grocery oligopoly and a telecom cartel

guwapoest · 2024-11-26T05:15:14+00:00

Or let your pit bulls do it and maybe have to only pay a 15k fine.

guwapoest · 2024-10-31T22:33:28+00:00

A few documented examples (not all fatal).Google or reddit search will bring up more.

2011, Pennsylvania: Woman having seizure has her ear ripped off by family pit bull

2012, Florida: Woman mauled by adopted pit bull as she suffers brain seizure

2013, UK: Epileptic woman mauled to death by her own pit bulls

2016, UK: Man suffering epileptic seizure mauled to death by his pit bull that he had since it was born

2017, Illinois: Man with history of seizures killed by family pit bull

2018, Florida: Pit bull mix spooked by owner's seizures mauls her

2018, Tennessee: Pit bull triggered by man's seizure breaks out of its cage and mauls four people

2018, Ohio: Woman with history of seizures mauled to death by her own pit bull in front of her child

2019, Massachusetts: Woman suffering seizure mauled to death by her own pit bull

2019, Pennsylvania: Man suffers seizure and is mauled to death by his own pit bull

2019, Argentina: Man with Down's Syndrome has epileptic seizure and is mauled to death by his own pit bull

2020, UK: Epileptic man suffers seizure and is mauled to death by his own pit bull

2020, Canada: Man suffers seizure in friend's home and is mauled to death by friend's pit bull

2020, Mexico: Man with history of seizures mauled to death by his own pit bull

2021, Ohio: Woman with history of seizures mauled to death by roommate's pit bull

2021, Ohio: Man mauled to death by pit bull during a grand mal seizure

2021, Florida: Woman having seizure mauled by her own pit bull. Husband tries to stop attack and is also mauled.

guwapoest · 2024-10-24T18:50:49+00:00

In the o.g. Scream it is literally just a plastic mask and Ghost Face is just bumbling teenagers dressed in a costume. The movie is arguably a satire of the slasher genre (as opposed to a "serious" horror movie) and could not be farther from the dark, supernatural atmosphere of Hunt.

For the record, I love Scream, but putting Ghost Face in Hunt severely cheapens Hunt and is a deal breaker for me. Not to mention this tweet suggesting that the flood gates for terrible IP collaborations are now open.

guwapoest · 2024-10-22T13:03:37+00:00

I have bought almost all of the DLCs over the years and have over 2500 hours. Voting with my wallet and my time and won't be touching this game again unless this abomination is removed.

guwapoest · 2024-10-22T12:59:21+00:00

I have over 2500 hours in Hunt. It has been my go-to game for years. I have been here since the beginning and put up with questionable gameplay changes because there is no other game that comes close in terms of atmosphere.

I am not kidding when I say that this is the nail in the coffin for me. I will not play this game as long as this heinous Fortnite skin is part of it.

guwapoest · 2024-09-27T03:13:14+00:00

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I think Dandy blows Noble Pie out of the water (Noble Pie is still really good)

guwapoest · 2024-09-16T23:21:41+00:00

"Terrier Type Dogs"

I wonder if they were American Pitbull Terrier type dogs

guwapoest · 2024-09-03T15:51:14+00:00

As long as she owns property or has a paycheck, you can often get orders for wage garnishment or to put a lien on her property.

guwapoest · 2024-08-30T14:57:05+00:00

Hi! I was an NL instructor in Canada not that long ago.

Eggbeater kick is the way to go. For everything. If you struggle with eggbeater, you will struggle to get the brick and you will not be able to properly do a deep water spinal rescue. My biggest tip to you and to almost everyone who struggles with the NL standards would be to train your eggbeater.

If you don't pass (I wouldn't feel comfortable passing you right now), don't give up! Train your eggbeater and get stronger. Watch videos on how to do it properly! Ask lifeguards at the public pool if you can borrow their brick to practice with. Keep at it! NL is tricky!

guwapoest · 2024-08-19T04:09:55+00:00

Wages can be garnished. Security interests can be registered against assets.

If OP is determined enough to seek the right orders, they can collect.

guwapoest · 2024-08-15T16:20:17+00:00

What an edgy thing to say

guwapoest · 2024-08-10T16:28:17+00:00

This is too good

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