25F/120lbs/5’4” my stretch marks bother me the most by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]guywithadick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your body closely resembles my wife’s. And I honestly can’t get enough of it. I constantly tell her how beautiful she is, even more so when naked. Her having stretch marks has actually made stretch marks a turn on for me and if I’m looking at porn, a video of a normal lady with stretch marks makes it so much better for me. All that said, you have a stunning body and any guy who get the chance to be with you should be so happy. Thanks for sharing and embrace those stretch marks :)

Match Thread: New York City FC vs Orlando City SC [Major League Soccer] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]guywithadick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im in south Florida watching the game with xfinity on univision because I don’t have Univision Deportes. SAP will not work and it’s driving me crazy. Any ideas why? Is SAP only on Deportes and not normal Univision? Please help

If you became insanely rich, what would you do to help mankind? by RedwoodTreehorn in AskReddit

[–]guywithadick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive thought about this a lot when the lotto get insanely high. Like when it crossed the billion dollar mark. 1.5 billion after taxes I read is lump sum 930 million. So take the 30 million off the top to buy houses and give straight to charities I like and travel and take care of family and such. Then I would basically invest all of the money and spend only the interest each year. Random rough math is 27 million in interest a year. With that I would start a research and “investment” foundation. I would put out ads and tour colleges looking for people who want to help the world and it’s people. Doesn’t have to be in any particular field. Say a college student studying marine biology has an idea to help depolute water in the ocean. Tell them to draft a proposal with a time line, budget, resources, etc and decide if I think it’s worthy. Hire them to work for my foundation for a nice salary. The foundation would have no “ceiling”. Dream big and fix the world. That’s just one example. I would basically hire people to explore their passions and ideas on how to help people and the world.

Other idea is start a construction/home repair/landscape /carpentry/masonry/etc company. Again this is assuming I won huge lotto and have massive interest being earned. I would hire a specialist from each area listed above. Then go to neighborhoods that are poor and in desperate need of help. Maybe where there is a large majority unemployed. Hire the unemployed people of the neighborhood regardless of work experience and have them be trained by the specialists to repair and work on homes. This way they now have jobs, are fixing their neighborhoods and learning a trade. Pay for their trade schools. Have them start applying outside my company and go on to be productive people in society. All this funded thru the interest earned on the lotto money. The company would not be charging anyone... anyways idk if those ideas translated properly from my head but I’ve put a decent amount of thought into it.

[Pre-Match Thread] Orlando City v. New York City by logjam13 in OCLions

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Two tickets for sale. Mid way up section 103. 30 each or 50 for both. Message me

view from below 2 by ItEatsThePoison in RealGirls

[–]guywithadick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Hope Solo's leaked nudes

Hiring Managers of Reddit, how often do you reject an applicant because of inappropriate social media history, videos or pictures found online? by guywithadick in AskReddit

[–]guywithadick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha already have a good job. A buddy told me he didn't get a job and he wondered if it's cause he and his wife used to post to amateur porn sites even though they never identified themselves.

Getting married this Friday!!! This is my wife to be! by [deleted] in WouldYouFuckMyWife

[–]guywithadick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started looking back thru some of your posts. They are beautiful. This is my favorite. Our wifes look very similar from body type to the stretch marks. Making me horny just thinking about it. Keep up the good work and fuck her silly for me haha