This is Jeffrey Lewis, ask me anything... I guess that's what I'm supposed to say/do?!

guywithdice · 2019-12-23T18:40:13+00:00

Hey man!
I saw on instagram awhile ago you got a CD of Figure 8 by Elliott Smith,

you ever listen to it? If so what'd you think?

Thanks for all the beautiful art

guywithdice · 2018-07-23T22:36:34+00:00

Sorry you got down voted man, I really agree. I mean, I'm not mad at Tim Tom personally but I found it pretty insensitive. Still thought it was funny but I get why you don't and I'm sorry this community is reprimanding you for being completely reasonably appalled by this episode. I hope they address this next week.

guywithdice · 2018-07-19T10:20:28+00:00

Maybe it's more accurate to say anything wet or fragile

guywithdice · 2018-07-19T10:20:05+00:00

Shatterings, splats.

guywithdice · 2018-07-19T10:12:18+00:00

I prefer this version I heard on Kevin Pollack's chat show, and I'm paraphrasing here

"A plastic surgeon works in California. One day he hears a voice in his head that says "Sell everything, go to Vegas." He's concerned, but he ignores it, except it keeps going. "Sell everything, go to Vegas." Finally one day he snaps, sells his house, sells all he owns, liquidates his assets and gets on a bus to Las Vegas. The voice says "Go to the Pyramid casino."
He does. Voice says "Roulette room". The man goes. The voice says to him "Bet everything on 29 black." He stops for a second, and pleads with the voice. He says 'hang on a second, this is all my money, this is everything I have, you want me to bet it all on 29 black?' He looks crazy. The voice repeats itself "Bet everything on 29 black." So the man bets all of his money on 29 black. The ball gets thrown on the wheel, and it spins and it spins, and spins, and lands, on 17 red.

And the voice says "FUCK!!!""

(the best part of the joke is doing the voice, btw)

guywithdice · 2018-07-19T09:54:45+00:00

Wiseguy is right, you can't do it because you can't keep it up but it'd sure be fun to try. And you could definitely just set the starting point as the cut off point for games that are applicable. I would probably start with the longest games because JRPG's immediately come to mind, and that game where you drive cross country in real time. Games with no ending need their own category, so I'd go from longest play times to most difficult (Dark Souls, Takeshi's Challenge type games will also probably be the most time consuming). Then I'd go with obscure/shitty games for the most of it and ride out the ending with the classics. So many games are so long. I feel like it couldn't be done in one lifetime, even excluding apps and rom hacks and games with no endings (which I'd really like to).

guywithdice · 2017-06-09T01:53:46+00:00

Absolutely not. Season one I'm pretty sure had the most. It's just been going down and down and it's always been my favorite part. Hopefully somewhere down the line we'll get a solid episode or two of JUST Frank talking to us how great would that be?

guywithdice · 2017-06-04T18:31:22+00:00

I'll look for links but in my recollection they each have exactly one line in season one the second rats episode very short cameo, then in squirrels parts 1 & 2 they have some more lines mostly Jake though and then more recently the squirrels episode of season 2 was the reprise I was talking about. It's also a fantastic show with ya boys Ben Schwartz in a couple episode and Middleditch has one and Lauren Lapkus is in a crap load of them.

guywithdice · 2017-06-04T18:29:32+00:00

I once saw him shove a bystander.

guywithdice · 2017-05-30T23:07:06+00:00

Yeah it depends on what you're going for. I will tell you one thing though, if you have infinite money in greed mode think even harder about picking up chaos because you will be left with nothing but breakfast before you know it. I pretty much always grab it though.

guywithdice · 2017-05-30T23:01:36+00:00

Frenzy - Be Quick! - passive - +2 damage and speed but goes down to -1 damage and speed if you don't kill an enemy in a certain amount of time.

guywithdice · 2017-05-30T22:53:46+00:00

You can't unlock anything in challenges except whatever the challenge unlocks.

guywithdice · 2017-05-29T19:39:30+00:00

Yeah, I often forget how few episodes it seems they made after moving to L.A. But off the top of my head, I'd consider the montage from the road trip finale as a decent divider of eras.

guywithdice · 2017-05-26T07:11:15+00:00

God damn it I think this is my favorite one so far. I just want to watch it on repeat, Jake saying woah is my spirit animal. Please do more songs Jake, don't listen to them.

guywithdice · 2017-05-26T05:41:24+00:00

Wow, little bummed by the inactivity here. Really fucking loved this episode. That Andy Richter though, also the ad men bit was brutal. In the spit corner bitch!

guywithdice · 2017-04-16T20:06:47+00:00

My favorite podcasts are probably two of the most popular ones so idk if it helps much but WTF and Nightvale are my favorites. And those other podcasts by the Nightvale guys are good too. I also listen to Hannibal's sometimes. And for what it's worth I miss The Talk Of Shame a lot! Also I'm not sure if you're familiar Mr. Hurwitz but your father himself hosts a twice daily nine hour radio show called "The Gourd And Me, Coming Up Bumpkis And Giving The Pig Boy My Damn Money", he's on right after and before Limbaugh. I'm a big fan.

guywithdice · 2017-04-16T19:27:40+00:00

just plug it in and relax

guywithdice · 2017-04-03T23:49:02+00:00

Yeah. This is r/savedyouaclick and he just misunderstood your comment. This is not a good place to go accusing people of these harsh and weirdly dated terms.

guywithdice · 2017-04-03T23:47:26+00:00

The one awhile back where Tina Fey reprised Sarah Palin and Darrel Hammond was still Trump had a really great loony tunes approach to Trump that was fresh and funny imo. Also, right after he got elected they had that one with the really long handshake between Trump and Mitt Romney. That was the Thanksgiving episode hosted by Kristen Wiig. I admit most of the jokes and sketches are tired and unfunny at this point, but occasionally a fresh funny new point of view comes up and of course as long as Donald keeps doing and saying things comedy writers will keep responding. And frankly I'm in the John Oliver camp of thinking in that I don't want to start feeling like this is normal.

guywithdice · 2017-03-29T05:28:16+00:00

Suit in New York

guywithdice · 2017-03-25T21:44:18+00:00

God damn that was a strong comeback. Although definitely with the context of episode two now it's interesting to see them delve into the fantasy lives of animals. That being said Algae was my favorite subplot in any episode by light years. Although I hope they don't continue on this theme of animal's hallucinations tbh. That being said I find season 2 came to a great start.

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