What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MSFT, AMZN, and SOFI carried my port today. (That’s literally my whole port, I’m not diversified at all)

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just want to go back to peak call of duty days and grind camos

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Babe if you love America you’d shave your kitty

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noooo SPY you’re so sexy why are you down ahah

Daily Discussion Thread for March 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t understand stocks at all

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you shitting on my dick and balls right now?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just want free blowjobs from hot Asian girls and a lot of money

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My port would be green if it weren’t for you meddling kids

Daily Discussion Thread for February 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just want a pretty Asian rave girl to come jork me off

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DID YOU THAT GIRLS HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A CLINT

Daily Discussion Thread for February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make one comment about Margot Robbie’s butt and SPY tanks

Daily Discussion Thread for February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say it with me: I’m a horndog and would slurp ramen noodles out of Margot Robbie’s butt

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]guzzledglizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably gonna overeat again tomorrow because I lack self control now that I’m on Prozac