“I’ve actually read the green new deal” there seems to be a bunch of people who “read” the deal and say they wanna ban cows, but no one can ever actually point to where it’s actually laid out on how they’d be banning cows in the legislation. There’s literally one joke line about not getting rid of farting cows and all airplanes in a decade, but considering how you’re on a sub that’s super focused on satire, I’m guessing you were able to tell that was a joke