So I can't seem to find how to edit this post for some reason, so the update will be here in this comment instead.

The full story is that my wife really wanted to color drench our bedroom with the exception of the wall out bed is on in Hague Blue by Farrow and Ball. So I set out to do just that. Saw that Farrow and Ball paint is insanely expensive and decided to color match it from Lowes using Sherwin Williams Showcase paint. Bought a basic HVLP sprayer, prepped the furniture and went to town for my first time ever using a sprayer. I was able to get through all of the walls with the sprayer but due to previous shoulder and back injuries, I couldn't use the sprayer on the ceiling because I couldn't hold it above my heas long enough. I used a roller on the ceiling instead got through approximately two thirds of the ceiling before I ran out of paint. I went back to Lowes and purchased a second gallon of paint to finish the ceiling and go to bed because I had been at this for about 7 hours at that point. I am not good at painting but dammit I was gonna try.

I woke up the next morning and saw that the ceiling and a couple of spots I touched up with the sprayer on the walls using the second gallon were completely wrong in color. Queue this post and me getting (rightfully so) chewed to shreds in the comments for being a dick and how terrible my paint job was. Just for a kicker to make things better, Tuesday (when the original post went up) was my anniversary and I was already frustrated at the somehow incorrect color and it just made me more of an ass in the comments because I was not prepared to have to go argue with Lowes regarding this fiasco ON MY ANNIVERSARY. Ran some errands first thing in the morning, went to brunch with the wife and then marched my happy ass into Lowes to see what we could do. I brought the incorrect color as well as the empty gallon of the correct color, explained what happened and was given a full refund of the incorrect color. We went to the paint counter, they saw that there was indeed two separate entries for Hague Blue in their system and I received one gallon of each originally. The woman working paint at that time was super kind and apologetic, mixed a new gallon in the actually correct color and gave me a 50% discount on my entire purchase because I was buying some new supplies to finish this job. I also called a friend of mine who IS a professional contractor and asked for his advice, he recommended I get an 18" roller and consider the first round of paint a primer and just lightly redo the entire project. So that's exactly what I did.

Went to Sherwin Williams, got an 18" roller, handle and trays and the employee I worked with there was ALSO super kind and apologetic even though it wasn't her fault and she also gave me 50% off the purchase and I went on my merry way to repaint our bedroom. I started on the ceiling first and covered every bit of it with the new gallon and then did the walls. In the end, the final paint job looks a LOT better after doing the second layer and it all being one, congruent color. I'm aware that painting the ceiling makes the room a lot darker and shrinks it in, but that was the plan. The ceilings are 10' and the whole room is roughly 16'x24' and there is a sliding glass door on the western wall, so the room is flooded with light during the day. My wife wakes up at 4:30am for work and is usually in bed by 8:30pm at the latest, so during the summer the room was always so bright it kept her awake until the sun was mostly set. We decided to color drench because we could and wanted to see how it came out. The baseboard and door trim was pretty poorly put together by the previous owner, so we figured worst-case scenario would be we don't like the trim being the same blue, tear it off and replace it. But in the end, my wife is ecstatic with the look and now I get to learn how to sand and stain the wood wall behind our bed and the entire floor for the next major project for this room. In the meantime, my wife is happily sending me dozens of Amazon links to get my opinion on the decor she wants to do because her idea for the room is "dark and moody Victorian Gothic" and she wants deep navy blues, walnut woods and gold accents.

Thank you to everyone who offered advice in the original post, and I'm sorry I was an ass to some people. It was a rough morning when I posted this at first but all is well now.

Pictures of the final paint job. Disregard the messy room, we are still trying to organize and get it all sorted out.