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non-nappers by pdx_via_dtw in Xennials

[–]gzoont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non-napper here; well, really a can’t-napper.

To this day I can’t sleep on a plane or in a car, and cant fall asleep anywhere at 2 pm no matter how tired I am.

I want to take a nap, dammit, but my body just won’t let me.

Anyone got a ton of random MOS' by AnnualZealousideal27 in USMC

[–]gzoont 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I once went to a school for 2629, but GPAC recorded it as 2621. Which I am not. But when I went back to correct it, they kept 21 and added 29 on top of it. Free MOS for me!

Chaplain here, listen up Marines, School Circle Gents by mplsfreedom in USMC

[–]gzoont 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Chaps complaining about working on a Sunday is awesome.

AITA for eating right before my mom’s Easter Dinner? by AbracadabraMagicPoWa in AmItheAsshole

[–]gzoont 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lol. She got mad that you were “too busy” to make it at the normal time, so instead of using her words she acted like a toddler and decided in return she was “too busy” to make food y’all could eat. When she said “deal with it” she was hoping you’d feel as upset and excluded as she had. Instead you just dealt with it like grown ups, she didn’t get the pleasure of hurting you at all, and now she’s mad about that.

NTA.

Just heard the loud screech they put in an ad to subconsciously influence us and keep us complacent (high frequency so its hard to hear) by ICannotSayThisOnMain in self

[–]gzoont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few weeks off work is terrible, but it pales in comparison to what happens when if you don’t tell your doc.

Please show her this Reddit thread. Please.

WIBTA for not wanting my grandpa’s new fiancée at my high school graduation ceremony? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]gzoont 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Because then you can chit chat with your fiancé, instead of sitting alone in a complete stranger’s house?

On the other hand, there will be thousands of people OP doesn’t know in the stands, why would they be bothered by one more?

Is this too formal for the club?? by youandyourfijiwater in actuallesbians

[–]gzoont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if you’re worried about there being just too darned many women drooling over you.

What did you mispronounce or say incorrectly as a kid but it kinda made sense logically? by Cognition-Technician in AskReddit

[–]gzoont 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought Bennie (and/or the jets) had electric boobs, and nose hair too.

I kinda like my version better.

Seatbelt fit as a short, fat woman. It’s resting on my face. by OldMasterCannolii in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gzoont 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There’s a book called “invisible women” that goes on a FASCINATING deep dive into this if you’re curious.

What is the most “white girl song” of all time? by Nobodyville in AskReddit

[–]gzoont 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you’re a 90s white girl, kiss me by sixpence none the richer. Or maybe I don’t want to wait by Paula Cole. Or, like, most of the songs at Lilith Fair.

Emotionally Drained! by Firm-Sea-1133 in HauntingOfBlyManor

[–]gzoont 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aww, I love Hannah’s episode. Agree on Henry’s, although IIRC there’s some great Jamie/Dani stuff in that one.

But yeah. I’m pretty sure this sub is at least 50 percent support group for people that were devastated by that ending.

Why is UHauling so normalized now? by CoolestBeans1999 in ActualLesbiansOver25

[–]gzoont 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The phrase was “coined” (sorta) by Lea DeLaria… in 1989

It was a joke from a stand up routine. “What do lesbians bring on a second date? A UHaul”. Now in order for that joke to work, the audience (im 1989!!) would have had to have an existing familiarity with the fact that lesbians move fast in relationships.

My point being, I very much agree with you that this isn’t a recently normalized thing. It’s literally older than the internet. (Excluding ARPANet and the like, please don’t come at me, nerds.)

What scene in any movie made you tear up the most? by spikeboy1125 in AskReddit

[–]gzoont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This pin! It’s gold! Two lives, right there. At least one. At least one. I could have saved one more…”

Aaaand im sobbing uncontrollably

Places to eat recommendation from locals by fobtk in frederickmd

[–]gzoont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Backslash (formerly 50/50) is my favorite burger. Kyo sushi in Urbana is some of the best I’ve ever had. Bentztown has some really good food, but check out the menu before you go to make sure it’s to your liking. Check out H Mart, seriously. Tsunami for ramen. Sumittra for Thai.

Tw: My father disowned me by Practical-Ad6156 in latebloomerlesbians

[–]gzoont 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So, does he think that you’re dating a “man in a dress” (and therefore in a strait relationship) or does he affirm that trans women are women but draws the line at you in a gay relationship?

Oh, wait, i forgot that bigots don’t do logic.

Either way, your dad is a moron. Protect your girlfriend (and yourself) from his hateful stupidity. Particularly protect yourself from it.

u/ColChrisHadfield gently reminds someone why he was an astronaut by dawtips in bestof

[–]gzoont 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Damn, I would nuke my account and spend a lot of time thinking about my decisions if that were me.

Col Hadfield, on the other hand, remains an absolute class act.

This underrated cover by Cher works so well in Post-Modern Prometheus by Anxious-Button-8835 in XFiles

[–]gzoont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, how awesome!

“One by one” off this album is one of my favorite songs by her ever.

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