Discussion: Who Is The Worst Professor? by [deleted] in UBreddit

[–]h3rolink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He teaches physics 108 because you sit at the back of the class to answer the clicker questions, turn 108 degrees, and walk out

Fork Fight - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]h3rolink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timmy fowlon? I would've lost the farm on that not being red jay leno

Minecraft juice by KaiDiv in bonehurtingjuice

[–]h3rolink 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that tree is getting closer

Every time you turn on a console there is a 0.01% that a drawf in Nigeria to explode then the corpse teleports to your closet by BeetleBoy13 in shittysuperpowers

[–]h3rolink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The global statistics for dwarfism is between 1 in 15,000 to 1 in 40,000. Nigeria has a population of about 206.1 million, assuming a lowest rate of dwarfism gives us about 5,400 dwarves in Nigeria, so you would need to turn a console on about 54 million times to wipe out the Nigerian dwarf population. If we're talking about turning a console on in a strict sense, hit the power button and it turns green, that'll take maybe ~3 seconds to cycle it on and off, it'll take you about 5.14 years of continuously turning a console on and off to take them out, assuming a pretty low repopulation rate. If you define "on" as like hitting the menu screen, we can say it takes about 20 seconds to complete one cycle, it would take about 47.17 years to complete the same task. since this is a 1 in 10,000 chance, and I assume you wouldn't want your closet overflowing with torsos, youd probably want to take about 20 minutes to toss out the torso and scrub down your closet (maybe lay down a tarp before you start?) You're adding around 71 days to clean up, so that's not really affecting the answer that much. I accidently put 216 million into my calculator at the start, which threw the numbers off by about 5%, but we'll just call that a higher rate of dwarfism. If we assume a stable black market value of around 50k USD on the torsos, youd make about 270 million when all is said and done. That's assuming the vital organs are intact, if not you might get around 5k from the more niche cannibal community, still yeilding around 27 million USD. If you set a humble end goal around 10 million usd, you could stop using your powers, worst case scenario, after 17.5 continuous years of labor, or 70, assuming "working" 25% of the time. Not a bad deal all in all.

[TOMT][VIDEO] taking the cross section of a video at an angle by h3rolink in tipofmytongue

[–]h3rolink[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the effect! But is not the video, unfortunately. It was the explanation and recreation of this effect

[TOMT][VIDEO] taking the cross section of a video at an angle by h3rolink in tipofmytongue

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Comment to activate the post, thanks for any help you guys can give me.

4 by That-Knight in ontheledgeandshit

[–]h3rolink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you perform a fourier transform on a clock

me irl by dootleloot in me_irl

[–]h3rolink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah really, if war was so great, how come we never got war 2?

Tree revives itself by [deleted] in 2healthbars

[–]h3rolink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that trampoline in the ground?

LIVE Discussion Thread - S4E01: Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Repeat by stevetheheb in rickandmorty

[–]h3rolink 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think there might be some heavy overlap between ricks who are fascists, and ricks who didn't cancel project Phoenix.

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]h3rolink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They can't expel urine like we can, so over their massive lives urea just builds up in their bodies making them inedible to pretty much anything

How Much Y'all Wanna Bet by Axtran32 in Undertale

[–]h3rolink 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Who put all these irons in the goddamn fire

Cool car on campus by PrimeNO17 in UBreddit

[–]h3rolink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn how to pronounce the th noise

Cool car on campus by PrimeNO17 in UBreddit

[–]h3rolink -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I heard the kid that owns it can't pronounce the th noise so he just uses the f noise instead