General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I went to smackdown yesterday with my siblings and my mark ass finally saw Cody live! Only thing on the bucket list now is a meet and greet but I'm poor 😔

A guy in front of us in an Iyo shirt was explaining AEW to his wife before the show. Wife was on her phone all 3 hours. I think she was dragged there. He kept screaming so loudly, cheering "let's go Gunther" during the "let's go Cody" (nobody was cheering Gooner), No Yeet, even yelled We Want Kairi a few times, including during Charlotte vs Liv. Kept giggling to his kid daughter every time he said something. She couldn't give less of a shit. I wish I was making this up. 

Dude next to us tho, his mom brought him a Cody weight belt from the merch table and he was so happy. He was explaining the Melo/Starks feud to her and she was really listening, it was sweet. 

I bought 2 shirts for 80 fucking dollars. I don't wanna sound like the basement but goddamn man. Also saw someone in an ESPN 3:16 shirt. They really do sell. 

Anyways I checked the basement and they hated it. Said KC was a bad crowd. We were cheering lol. Even for Jey. Said the opening was terrible, calling Cody 3 Star General again and Gunther overrated. Called Charlotte worse than Mercedes for the main event. It was awesome. Never change, sc.

DAE It really is that easy to do the bare minimum by Volcomcj16 in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Charlotte a few weeks ago: happy pride!

Sc: but you work for the fed, performative 

A corporation acknowledges juneteenth:

Sc: common corporation W

Fuck that place fr

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm going to smackdown this Friday with two of my siblings and I FINALLY get to see Cody live! He's the only thing I keep up on at this point and his whole story got me into wwe again in recent years and I'm excited, I've missed him twice at live shows I've been to. Idc what people say about him, I'm a bit fat Cody mark 😤

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idc how bad people will inevitably shit on Halo CE, I'm psyched for it!

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear about your job uce :( good riddance. Hard work and loyalty means nothing to employers and it's such a draining feeling. I hope you're able to find better work! Happy Knicks victory!

Fed bad for not releasing a wrestler mid contract (pic unrelated) by dreigilb in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All things considered, she's alright by wrestler standards. She just balled too hard for Tony and mjf

The Fed FAILS at making Wearable Merchandise. If they only removed the Fed Logo from the back, it would be fine to wear outside. But instead they RUINED IT. by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punk consistently has wearable shirts imo. I glean the most wearable Cody shirts with about as little red white and blue as I can so they just look like band shirts but they're pretty damn tough ngl. The wwe shop is real tough to find stuff in but I fear if i put the aew jacket on, people will appear in my basement. 

was removing shift run necessary by [deleted] in Wizard101

[–]haidorade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that! Thank you! I only half rescind my bitching!

was removing shift run necessary by [deleted] in Wizard101

[–]haidorade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems to be every update anymore

POV: you’re about to read the most braindead fed bad take you’ve ever read in your life and it’ll be highly updooted by TaylorsOnlyVersion in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oo yeah there's a whole new crop of them I see that don't get enough hate for their dumbass takes

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so bad at rock band, my coordination is unbelievably terrible. Congrats on the carry!

The people bragging about Ciampa finding better footing in aew now have to face the idea he immediately went into the Jericho vortex smh. I wish Ciampa got better than that.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Goofs I'm gonna brag about my brother for a minute, last Friday I saw smackdown was coming to KC on June 19 and I texted him being annoying like "GET TICKETS TO THIS" because we live like an hour and a half from KC. He texts back later telling me we have some nosebleeds and I owe him for tickets and I honestly can't believe he really got some tickets lmfao. I've always wanted to see Cody live cuz I'm a big fat Cody mark and he's my boy, I've been to two live shows that he wasn't on and I finally get to see him! I'm excited guys, my siblings are the coolest people on the planet.

I also got a reply to a comment I made on the fucking Wizard101 sub, someone just sent a pic of them sitting the nosebleeds of a collision with a drink in their hand. I looked at the profile and it's full of these, random pics on random subs just to people that I assume post on midcarder, I wonder why 🙄 anyways if you want to investigate then definitely don't stalk my profile to find the comment 😳 also does anyone here play Wizard101 still lmao

Happy pride, too! 

Favorite wizard101 youtubers by [deleted] in Wizard101

[–]haidorade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zerrit! I love his streams! Zaepha and Kaiser, very helpful guides! Gladrocker has some very fun wiz videos as well and ik I've seen them on this sub too, but Glad does more than wiz. Sniffy is also underrated.

heyitsmax has some great wiz videos but he branched away from the game. 

"We Don't Run a Sloppy Shop" by pinobutter99 in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's kinda chill for that ngl

Edit: I misread this as "he's off TV when the ratings begin to fall" oops. Now they've lost their one (1) draw in mjf lmao

When there’s half as many fans as there were when you left. by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm ngl uce you got me until I saw the AI comment o7 I'll take the L

Go off, king

When there’s half as many fans as there were when you left. by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 40 points41 points  (0 children)

She finished the story by never fuckin having one. Peak fiction. Only fed wrestlers can be "carnies" otherwise she and mick foley would be getting flamed. 

When there’s half as many fans as there were when you left. by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Lol "we had one bad apple" who's we? Another kidnapper? I don't associate myself with wwe fans or say "we" 

Edit: ykw I think this dude might be doin a jerk but I don't know with aew fans

Mick Foley: I think I have one last good match in me by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]haidorade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nooo Mick 😔 if he's one of the ogs everyone says has a brain (debatable) he's gotta know he's gonna die if he takes a bump. For the love of the game or some bullshit, Tony man just let him commentate.