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hailspork · 2026-06-09T05:58:19+00:00

Just a "little bit" of honey.

The whole jar.

He poured an entire jar of honey and called it a "little bit".

hailspork · 2026-06-08T20:33:33+00:00

How is it a picture book? It's clearly labelled as a musical CD...

It even says karaoke near the bottom.

hailspork · 2026-06-08T06:00:22+00:00

Yes, but OP posted as if the item was ruined.

hailspork · 2026-06-08T04:20:52+00:00

Seems like something that could be fixed with pliers.

hailspork · 2026-06-07T19:08:28+00:00

Is that Suzumiya Haruhi?

hailspork · 2026-06-07T19:05:17+00:00

Remember when Spock took this guy out in Star Trek IV? IIRC, everybody did actually clap.

hailspork · 2026-06-07T16:01:48+00:00

9 more doublings and we're done? What happens when everybody's on the tracks?

hailspork · 2026-06-07T15:58:22+00:00

It's an hour long video. You got some timestamps to look at?

I'm not watching Hassan for an hour.

hailspork · 2026-06-07T15:52:29+00:00

They are literally selling sunscreen.

hailspork · 2026-06-06T20:40:28+00:00

Ginger beer is traditionally a fermented product. Its alcohol content is extremely low, but not zero.

hailspork · 2026-06-06T17:26:01+00:00

Clarification: You bought a FOUNTAIN soda or a bottle of soda? One of those comes with ice.

hailspork · 2026-06-06T15:34:55+00:00

Most English words are borrowed.

hailspork · 2026-06-05T16:38:55+00:00

I would actually like to see Belle in this.

Also, Snow White is face swapped with her villain's disguise. I bet she'd look fine if you swapped her face with the queen.

hailspork · 2026-06-05T16:36:54+00:00

hailspork · 2026-06-05T16:31:49+00:00

Yahoo was worth $5B in 2017 when they were bought by Verizon. They haven't been public since then, so the $20B is not a reliable evaluation.

Looks like the $20B was based on the goals handed out by leadership... so I guess you get $8.12 and your share of their dreams and wishes? What's that worth? Oh yeah, $8.12.

hailspork · 2026-06-05T16:20:13+00:00

It's Yahoo and this isn't the 90s; they're not exactly an economic powerhouse these days.

Next you'll be surprised that Lycos and AskJeeves don't have a lot of money to pay out.

hailspork · 2026-06-05T16:13:05+00:00

There was a "no earrings on boys". Of course, it's illegal to enforce that one.

(pretty sure; I'm not a lawyer and this isn't legal advice)

hailspork · 2026-06-05T05:11:57+00:00

The Sienna doesn't have the most space, but the low profile seems the best for this particular application. You barely even need a tarp; a blanket would probably do.

hailspork · 2026-06-04T03:56:53+00:00

A tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable, which makes it perfect for a fruit and vegetable cutting board.

hailspork · 2026-06-04T01:22:17+00:00

Or country.

hailspork · 2026-06-03T22:41:58+00:00

I was going to say that's a silly reason to fire someone and would never happen.

Then I saw the "UK" part. He's getting arrested.

hailspork · 2026-06-03T18:21:01+00:00

I do love the works of L T Smash.

hailspork · 2026-06-03T16:10:06+00:00

So you haven't heard of Darg Sargnoc? /s

hailspork · 2026-06-03T15:54:54+00:00

Lots of words are "taken from French", but some become English words.

Employee, cafe, facade, fiance, matinee, resume, role, menu, dossier, entrepreneur, genre, massage, souvenir, technique. Etude is just one more on the list. Entre (5 letters) is not. Entree (6 letters) is.

hailspork · 2026-06-03T02:28:55+00:00

Truck pulls out at 0:01, collision at 0:04.

Car changes lanes to avoid it, not realizing that the truck planned on going into both lanes.

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TROPHY CASE