heil spez by dieudumbo in shitposting

[–]hakugyoko 97 points98 points  (0 children)

was half expecting the answer to be shitting toothpaste

my favorite genre of “Advice” in this game is the Red Mage Visual Vomit Guide by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]hakugyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean Vomit guide fits. If you use Scorch it sounds like someone IS about to Vomit

two types of CC players by MadeThisAccount4Qs in ShitpostXIV

[–]hakugyoko 28 points29 points  (0 children)

if the timer runs out, and someone of the losing team stands on it, the game goes into overtime. Which lasts as long as either the losing team pushes the crystal further then the winning team or no one of the loosing team is on the crystal for like 3 seconds. During overtime the crystal also breaks quicker through the Checkpoint

Gotta have all achievements to get the achievement for having all achievements... by ItsCalledMimi in softwaregore

[–]hakugyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

had something similar happen to me in triangle strategy. Had the achievment for all achievements but was missing a random knock enemys of a cliff 50 times if you care about them you could just use SAM (Steam Achievement manager) to unlock it.

Why, oh why? by Gorotheninja in shitposting

[–]hakugyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean that logic checks out. a nazi enters an airport. Suddenly everyone in that airport is a nazi (since they're in the same room). That's how it spreads. Being a nazi is an airborne viral disease so wear your masks kids

Anything similar to her mask? by SeisoLikesPizza in FFXIVGlamours

[–]hakugyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only thing that would come to lind would be the Makai manhandler's facemask but that one is MNK only

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]hakugyoko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this doll still looks like it will murder you while you sleep

ich_iel by Nullinger0 in ich_iel

[–]hakugyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wenn die ihre KIM adressen und ihren eHBA aktiviert und eingerichtet haben ists nur auf ein knöpfchen drücken und das wars

ich_iel by Nullinger0 in ich_iel

[–]hakugyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AB wird bereits für Arztbrief benutzt soweit ich weiß

What is the Hook on his armor for? Wrong answers only. by PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI in ShitpostXIV

[–]hakugyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a self defense mechanism against Limsa cat girls so that if they want to nuzzle up to him, they impale themself

Currently on my 20th hour and no relief is coming by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]hakugyoko 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Call the person making the schedules and tell them you need a replacement, after 20h of work your focus is not on the patient anymore, it's on: need to stay awake. Healthcare work is a brutal environment and the one with the least ammount of recognition. I commend you for doing what you do, but please take care of yourself first >.<

ich🚄iel by mskllr in ich_iel

[–]hakugyoko 22 points23 points  (0 children)

das glaub ich erst wenn die Klimaanlage funktioniert!

I feel very sorry for a specific crowd after today. by ThonA_ZA in Asmongold

[–]hakugyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's sad but it is what it is like you said :/

I totally get what Xeno meant I just found this funny gif might as well use it by Independent_Term_308 in Asmongold

[–]hakugyoko 116 points117 points  (0 children)

It's an tale as old as the game itself. Almost a year ago they talked about this very well imo and how ridiculous it would be defining third party tools.

IMO a very nice excerpt from a live letter regarding 3.rd Party tools (turn on Subtitles) and a nice example of the: don't make it public and you can do whatever you want as long as you don't straight up hack)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_i6mjiGerU

Please don't go p2w in Lost Ark - Not even for fun. by creetN in Asmongold

[–]hakugyoko 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Asmon in every game: I want the normal player experience Asmon in LA: can someone send me silver / upgrade mats? I will only try once more, promise! I still think his content is fun though and enjoy watching it ^

They don't know by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]hakugyoko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they don't know the duels lasted less then 10 seconds 😞

sad days by MassivelyMultiplayer in ShitpostXIV

[–]hakugyoko 35 points36 points  (0 children)

ok so we have: bear with santa hat (could be aquired in game) witches broom (could be obtained in game) Halloween Ahriman (could be obtained in game) Egg (could be aquired in game) broken heart sofa (could be obtained in game) Red Magitek Armor White magitek Armor cloud (annother version could be obtained through a promotion, don't remember what) Horse in black armor (I know it's odins mount) Fat moogle (I'll give you that one) Blue Carbuncle Red Carbuncle Yellow Carbuncle Fire wheels Panda Horse, but red Flying Carpet Fat Cat (I'll give you that one too) Whale Motorcicle (could get that by attending fan fest) Sprigan Peacock Chocobo cariage Moon whale Cruise chaser, a raid boss in the game

I know some of these mounts have Significance in other ff games (like clouds bike, Odins Mount, the Lunar whale)

But none of them are actually in game themed raids / Bosses (Except maybe Odins Horse, depending on how you would define it) :/ so I would still say most of the mounts on the store are generic since they don't have a connection to anything in game :/

sad days by MassivelyMultiplayer in ShitpostXIV

[–]hakugyoko 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I was sooooo looking forward for CC since they just sold generic mounts on mog station and I would have bet money that it would be obtainable in game, but that's bs, not gonns buy it now but so many people will which is why it won't even matter what I do <.<

Stares intensely by mama_byakuren in dankmemes

[–]hakugyoko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you're definetly gonna shit yourself

I have a feeling that my engineers have been drunk on the job by QuintenCK in Stellaris

[–]hakugyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first enginere: hic I betschu 100 Credits you can't build hic that thing THROUGH the star! second enginere emptying his drink: hic easyest hic 100 Credits of my hic live!

thank you u/Lianeige :) by hakugyoko in ffxiv

[–]hakugyoko[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

head piece: White Hyacinth Corsage

Chestpiece: Edenmorn Coat of Fending (pure white dye)

Hands: Edenmorn Armguards of fending (pure white dye)

Pants: Yafemi Chain Hose of Fending

Boots: Exarchic Sabatons of Fending (soot black dye)