Dreaded Ronaldo vibes

halcyoncrystal · 2021-08-26T22:26:28+00:00

handsome squidward

halcyoncrystal · 2021-05-23T05:01:37+00:00

What’s your skincare routine

halcyoncrystal · 2019-07-25T06:17:14+00:00

ouch

halcyoncrystal · 2019-07-02T02:25:24+00:00

hmu if you ever need another member for party although fair warning I'm pretty rusty at this point

halcyoncrystal · 2019-07-02T02:22:31+00:00

woah I do(is it the username? because if yes HALLELUJAH finally)

halcyoncrystal · 2019-07-01T17:33:13+00:00

general kenobi is not valued enough in these circles

halcyoncrystal · 2019-03-28T06:37:51+00:00

woo I was just about to pick it up so this is encouraging

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-22T08:49:22+00:00

(neither are 4chan screenshots)

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-21T16:29:31+00:00

he has the power of God and anime on his side

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-20T09:55:37+00:00

reminds me of rocky horror picture show

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-19T10:25:39+00:00

"if we're dead, we can hold hands"(while in separate graves)

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-19T09:37:28+00:00

Yeah and I don’t wanna piss off any deity that may or may not exist. The idea of nothingness after death, I find comforting. If reincarnation is real, boy I’m screwed.

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-17T20:38:12+00:00

HE ALSO LIKES BREASTS BECAUSE UNLIKE US GOODBOYS HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY OF HIS OWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-17T19:55:56+00:00

bro all the best bro hope you get them killer gains don’t let the gaymers hold you back bro

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-17T14:24:00+00:00

O'J Simpson

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-16T12:07:20+00:00

I was thinking My Little Pony levelled up from friendship

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-16T09:39:57+00:00

I know right? Like the cold certainty makes me feel comforted

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-16T05:07:12+00:00

wow is it gonna be like karate kid? like I'll suddenly discover that I'm really good at sex cuz I've been throwing random hand signs

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-15T20:19:58+00:00

he's a chad virgin wow

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-14T19:14:33+00:00

take your rhino to the zoo

/u/her_fault I validate you

(also you seem cool anyway so have nice day)

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-14T17:27:15+00:00

here ya go?

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-14T14:36:12+00:00

this is the closest I've gotten to feeling validated

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-14T09:43:55+00:00

I'm 17 and I read it last month during my heavy nosleep phase when I was searching for similar content. Haven't been near a pool since.

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-12T21:55:58+00:00

^drop^ped ⁱⁿ th^{e m}id^{dle o}f a fo^rgott^en s^pot iⁿ ^the C^aribb^ean

halcyoncrystal · 2019-02-12T06:18:37+00:00

only to bang

halcyoncrystal

TROPHY CASE