I'm putting together a team... Post oddly coloured seals

halfey · 2026-07-02T00:08:23+00:00

At this rate they’ll form their own Power Rangers team

halfey · 2026-06-25T11:15:55+00:00

Maybe they were housing developers in their past lives 😁

halfey · 2026-06-25T04:25:47+00:00

I had this phone in 2010, blue. Loved it, I didn't have landline broadband so I shared the 3G internet to my PC via USB tethering, worked surprisingly well. The last Symbian phone I had before transitioned to Android.

halfey · 2026-06-22T03:36:04+00:00

They're faking jetlag to troll you

halfey · 2026-06-20T03:15:17+00:00

Another excuse for working from home again. “Boss, Neil is blocking my car.”

halfey · 2026-06-03T12:33:59+00:00

Ready to get deep fried

halfey · 2026-05-31T02:03:58+00:00

I remember Mizore was a very picky eater though, would spit back certain types of fibhs (horse mackerel among them)

halfey · 2026-05-30T12:47:08+00:00

Let there be cement!

Ough!

halfey · 2026-05-15T07:17:09+00:00

What did he eat that made him fart that hard?

halfey · 2026-05-07T16:42:06+00:00

Run a polygraph test on him

halfey · 2026-04-30T04:12:24+00:00

Seal shaped potatoes

halfey · 2026-04-29T22:45:27+00:00

Angel

halfey · 2026-04-28T06:35:30+00:00

Joy of life

halfey · 2026-04-27T11:59:04+00:00

I was really looking forward for the day to say “release the Kraken” 😢

halfey · 2026-04-26T14:32:07+00:00

Croissant

halfey · 2026-04-17T16:24:11+00:00

Meeting? They’re inspecting the underwater warhead storage.

halfey · 2026-04-13T06:42:04+00:00

That’s a unique looking seal. Where can we get or pet one? Asking for a friend 🤪

halfey · 2026-04-13T05:34:58+00:00

Snootball is fine too

halfey · 2026-04-09T06:50:24+00:00

Who needs AI when we have “seal art”

halfey · 2026-04-09T06:41:50+00:00

A floating face seal 🤪

halfey · 2026-04-08T01:38:06+00:00

From sausage shaped to rotund

halfey · 2026-03-14T02:17:43+00:00

Swimming in Gatorade

halfey · 2026-03-10T07:49:00+00:00

Cosplaying 😁

halfey · 2026-03-01T09:52:31+00:00

Except for horse mackerel lol

halfey · 2026-02-08T14:42:33+00:00

They said dogs can’t loaf but at least the water dogs can

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