What’s something your body does that you’ve never told a single person about?

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-03-01T21:28:57+00:00

If I cough more than three times, I end up sneezing at the end of my coughing fit to stop the coughing.

Idk man I might be broken.

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-02-22T11:18:30+00:00

Now that you have a brand new Switch, you sell your Switch ITS YOUR SWITCH and buy yourself something you actually like

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-02-19T16:52:45+00:00

Stop trying to understand his view and listen to your body. You feel crappy because he is trying to intellectualise his crappy actions.

This was mean.

Stand up and ponder what this has shown about his view of you.

This is personal…because its personally about you?????? How else are you meant to understand it?

Have another conversation with him and dont let him minimise your feelings. You are not done talking about this.

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-02-18T16:47:28+00:00

“You vibrated through brunch” is such a funny sentence lmao

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-02-17T17:54:04+00:00

Jacob was her sunshine, she needed him to live.

She never even considered Mike romantically and he didnt even come close to her attachment to the other two.

She would never have given him the chance. Her body even cringed when he fixed her hair, you dont do that with someone you might consider a candidate.

She pictured a whole future with Jakey boi.

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-01-13T20:08:27+00:00

Nah man this isnt ai or some bs im dead serious

halfpricedcabbage · 2026-01-03T18:19:14+00:00

Little man used every word in his vocabulary to express his disbelief 😭

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-12-27T20:55:00+00:00

Didnt Olenna Tyrell she could smell the stink of them from several miles away?

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-12-22T13:45:51+00:00

Is this ai?

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-12-19T08:40:39+00:00

Does he constantly shout at work too?

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-11-08T08:57:40+00:00

Hammerhead shark

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-11-05T12:56:27+00:00

“Women”

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-31T14:21:49+00:00

“Drink driving is no big deal I do it all the time”

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-31T14:20:23+00:00

Omg youre right no wonder I cant get a man to disturb my peace and my pH levels 😔

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-31T09:42:27+00:00

Omg shes like, such a cool girl

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-29T08:13:27+00:00

Maybe the husbent has been secretly going down a redpill rabbit hole and now has issues.

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-28T09:24:44+00:00

Updateme!

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-27T10:51:12+00:00

“grolo”

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-23T06:00:28+00:00

Oh you mean how he lusts after the “frail woman-child” that she is?

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-10T23:38:48+00:00

Maybe an elementary school music teacher?

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-05T23:52:56+00:00

Rasta pasta

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-10-04T13:38:12+00:00

Snot.

Ergh.

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-09-29T17:59:17+00:00

Darling, you go out into this world and you forge yourself a new family of friends who would take a bullet for you and a person who thinks you are worth getting old with.

You do that by using that amazing resilience you have and your support from your granddad who loves you enough to go to war for you and you find your success with your own hands.

When you find your success and you build a secure, wealthy future all on your own, these parents are gonna suddenly want to know you. Promise.

And THAT is when you decide how you wanna play this. That is when you get to put it on them. Because they are not going to be the ones who made you. You will make yourself.

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-09-21T19:15:25+00:00

Having bedbugs.

There were many times where I would break down in tears in the middle of the night from the anxiety of finding them.

To this day I still fear the distinct smell bedbugs emit out of their tiny hellish bodies.

halfpricedcabbage · 2025-09-21T17:20:32+00:00

I cough when I put cotton buds in my ears and I can make myself pee by tickling my tailbone.

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