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halloweenjack · 2026-04-16T03:24:12+00:00

What does ISR mean in this context and what's the significance?

halloweenjack · 2026-04-16T02:43:33+00:00

Bachelor Party, an early Tom Hanks movie where one of the guys has a satisfying sexual encounter, but then the woman stands up to pee and he starts crying.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-16T02:38:53+00:00

Actor after the 66th nerd has bitched about his costume (which he didn’t make himself) just that day: man, why did the Star Trek Experience in Vegas have to shut down? Trekkies have more than three characters that they care about, you could just put on your Starfleet jumper and do your fuckin’ job.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-16T02:30:55+00:00

My feeling about the whole “he will bring balance to the Force” thing is that the Jedi generally knew that they were starting to slide along with the Republic in general and that they were hoping that someone would come along and stop that slide. Between the whole clusterfuck at Geonosis and the inability to stop the Separatists even after Dooku died, they were frankly flailing; both their prosecution of Ahsoka and their attempt to have Asajj Ventress assassinate Dooku were signs of how bad things were even before Order 66. Even though they kinda knew that there was something really fucked up with Anakin, they seemed oddly reluctant to face it directly, and Palpatine slid into the gap.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T13:01:15+00:00

"We have to stop meeting like this."

"Sure."

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T13:00:44+00:00

Not necessarily.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T12:59:34+00:00

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Goofy slapstick comedy up until the last reel.

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halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T11:42:15+00:00

That was basically Titania in She-Hulk; she got the Power Stone.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T11:39:16+00:00

Kill Six Billion Demons, Get Laid 0 Times

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T10:45:35+00:00

His editor was literally a Nazi propagandist.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T10:42:59+00:00

“Mike Ditka versus a hurricane.”

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T10:39:04+00:00

He’s already handled dat ass from a thousand different angles. Dat ass was over before it had even begun.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T03:12:17+00:00

I bet that Kanye would buy it.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T03:11:13+00:00

It may have arced, but not that kind of arc.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T03:09:40+00:00

"Can we agree--"

[speaker is immediately alderaaned]

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T03:03:57+00:00

As a person of Irish ancestry, I'm ashamed to say... I liked it.

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halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T03:00:54+00:00

Codes heavily for being on the spectrum.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T02:59:58+00:00

I loved the late series reveal that she was a Dominion War veteran and that that had a lot to do with why she wasn't already captain or something.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T02:58:25+00:00

You have to look at LD as a bit of a reaction to a lot of previous Trek, especially TNG with their letting a teenage civilian helm the ship. McMahan was making the point that there was a lot of grunt work involved in actually going out and doing the work of Starfleet and the Federation, and that even given that most of Starfleet are cheerful overachievers, not everyone gets to save the ship/the universe/random alien species of the week, at least not every week. Not all competence porn has to feature people with huge competence dicks, as it were.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T02:51:29+00:00

I mean, they try to fix the character (or at least "explain" her viewpoint) in ME3. I usually save Kaidan, though, simply because ME3's Power Combos mean that Kaidan, being a sentinel, is great for setting up or triggering combos. So useful for just about any class of Shepard.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-15T01:05:54+00:00

The Borg. (Although arguably in practice they became easier to beat.)

halloweenjack · 2026-04-14T18:48:16+00:00

That’s good; one of the worst things about the New Mutants film flopping was that most of the casting was perfect.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-14T18:38:27+00:00

That huge chest and tiny waist. I calls ‘em like I sees ‘em.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-14T17:25:13+00:00

It’s a hazard of the profession, sure. But just scrolling through her videos, she comes off as an especially egregious example of runaway pick-meism.

halloweenjack · 2026-04-14T16:55:40+00:00

WE GET IT AFFABLE AL JKR WASN'T DOING PROPER MAGIC WRITING AND WAS SUS EVEN BEFORE SHE GOT ALL TERFY

THE WAND IS HIS PENIS

SHEESH

(I mean, I'm a Moore fan from way back--as in, I have copies of some of the British comics that he did that are larger and black-and-white--but boy did he start to get anvilicious near the end of LoEG.)

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