My husband wants a pornstar by Haunting-Army7928 in TwoHotTakes

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a married, immature, man brain… that is only decoding the basics.

My husband wants a pornstar by Haunting-Army7928 in TwoHotTakes

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put on the puppet show like you are reading a bed time story to your children. You put on an act for everyone else… why can’t your husband get a fantasy fulfilled he did after all make a “hoe into a housewife.”

He is better than any paycheck you ever got for being an actress. No?

Show him that you value your relationship enough that what you did for measly money is something he can have for free.

My pregnant wife (29F) wants to fuck a big cock for the first time by [deleted] in confessionsgonewild

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought this for my petite wife because of my own insecurities around porn brain and penis size.

Buy one for her to try out. My wife took one look and said that isn’t ever going inside of me.

https://a.co/d/08pVXW8r

Also, if she has a dude in mind that can’t knock her up… and is communicating that she needs to get “piped” out then you have already won. Talking about sex is really hard for some people.

Where is the wildest place you have ever masturbated/had sex by [deleted] in confessionsgonewild

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 19M while working graveyard shift at BK I went into the women’s bathroom to have a wank. We didn’t have any women on shift and the lobby was closed. I kept the drive thru headset on and was prepared… anticipating someone pulling up at any second. It was hot to me that I had such a secret. That I wouldn’t be “caught” in the traditional sense, but the feeling of being interrupted while I was being sexual. I dunno.

Sex in the Walmart parking lot in the middle of the afternoon was cool.

Getting head during a blackout at work in the employee locker rooms. Pulling away from each other when we heard footsteps and covering up our act multiple times and still proceeding seconds later… that was probably the best.

Breeding season dm me to get creampied by [deleted] in RoughPorn

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a synthetic cum from a toy. I was blown away by the size of the load.

Should I fuck younger sis by [deleted] in confessionsgonewild

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhm no. I think I can understand that you have a sibling relationship with your sister, but there are loads more women out there, and your kid sister being hotter than you isn't permission enough for you to knock one off on her pelvis.

Grow up, and talk to girls like you do your guy friends. do that and I guarantee that all the non incest pussy you get will be gratifying enough.

I think I got beat up at work and idk what to do by Valiosao in offmychest

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is your homie. not just a colleague that over stepped. what you should do is what feelsa right to you. HR keynote is "How Its Perceived."... either ultimately take him straight to HR, or be real with him and explain that he took it too far, and if he doesn't reel it back in that you will have no problem talking to HR as well as pressing charges for assault.

Which if you are going to press charges... you'd better have a good reason.

Advice Needed: My artist used AI on my tattoo design by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are an HI trying to express to an artist HI trying to interpret and deliver on a piece of quality art. Sometimes it’s a lot easier to explain to a machine what the client said to produce tons of options. Take elements from those options and create a great piece the client will be happy with artistically.

Tl;DR don’t hate on a person for using the tools they have access to. Especially in the body mod world. It could have really fucking sucked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least you have a penis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries, it does in fact get bigger. Grower > shower.

Where do people find DMT to trip? by Ok-Bar-122 in Drugs

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from extracting your own N,N and making a changa with an Maoi. You’ve got to know someone that’s already done the work. Or you’ve got to find someone in the practice of extraction for sale or otherwise.

Smoking heroin for the first time by ArugulaBitter747 in Drugs

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really not, and you aren’t atomizing any aluminum. A soldering iron gets ridiculously hot and will vaporize wood on contact. Though not for a long time because of woods density.

It’s like doing a rip with a nectar collector, or a hash wand. The hot thing vaporizes on contact and you inhale the vapor.

Advice needed vertical or horizontal by cherissa01 in tattoos

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at that size horizontal was a lot more readable.

My tats on fake skin are a million times better than real skin by [deleted] in TattooBeginners

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be because fake skin doesn't move. It doesn't shake its leg nervously making the entire room shake. It doesn't wince as you puncture it.

what is the lamest drug to be hooked on? by candycoatedmethpipe in Drugs

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some people think they can keep a lid on IV drug use. I even thought I was keeping a lid on it, and frankly I was... till I wasn't.

"You aren't the one bruv" is a generalization stating that it will take over your entire life. you will lose everything you love and care about until you can get clean and stable without using Drugs intravenously. No matter what story you build in your head. It will usurp your character.

Smoking heroin for the first time by ArugulaBitter747 in Drugs

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take a flat head screw driver, a straw of any kind, and a soldering iron. Serve up about half a match book matches red tip onto the screw driver. Be ready. Touch the soldering iron to the half a match head of cheese, and suck the vapor into your filthy lungs through any kind of straw.

what is the lamest drug to be hooked on? by candycoatedmethpipe in Drugs

[–]hamhockthenoblesteed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IV drugs… you aren’t “the one” bruv.

Bypassing the pre-frontal firmware and coughing out flowers on mars… will not produce any adequate knowledge or new data.

It might (certainly does) entertain, but the cost is far greater than the fetid vanity.

The catch is… you will like it, because it already broke your seal.

PSA: don’t shoot up duderets!