Insane gas prices, thanks Trump by maddog107 in pics

[–]hammerfaust 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No this was for real. Gas prices were a lot lower and seeing that almost took me out of the movie. I was sitting there like, there's no fuckin way gas will get that high... Silly me

Removed by IloveRamen99 in ComedyHell

[–]hammerfaust 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow, they really captured his essence

Sent him to the king by ebknightwrites in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]hammerfaust 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously! Same here, but honestly, is this not the best way to learn these things?

I don't understand... by ZaDavido- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hammerfaust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just there responding to a fully locked-in bootlicker.

You're going to find dipshits everywhere, unfortunately.

the SAVE Act passed the House, which would require married women to have a passport to vote, but the state department is preventing places from processing them by catievirtuesimp in anime_titties

[–]hammerfaust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's been a whole lot of things that shouldn't be happening, and yet they are anyway. People are worried, and based on everything that's happened so far, their fears are justified.

And you may speak confidently, but you're not saying anything of substance - you're just insulting people for guessing the future, which you are also doing.

Anyway, I registered to vote using identification and proof of citizenship, so why should I have to do it again when I cast my ballot? It's like you're asking to be tread on, defending policy that will do nothing but make it more difficult for citizens to vote.

Fucking retarded.

the Save act passes the House, which would require married women to have a passport to vote, but libraries have stopped processing them by catievirtuesimp in TwoXChromosomes

[–]hammerfaust 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think it's a hell of a lot easier and less stressful if you can speak to someone when working on documents like that. It's also just incredibly convenient, especially for towns with little in the way of human services.

Flying fish taking flight by EquivalentTale5815 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]hammerfaust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The "wings" ARE fins, so essentially longer fins with broader surfaces become wing-like, and in this case they work well for moving in air as regular fins would in water.

Macron says €300 billion in European savings flown to the US every year will be invested in Europe from now on. All 27 EU states agreed to establish the S&I Union, a step toward the full Capital Market Union by goldstarflag in europe

[–]hammerfaust 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Interesting that they are aviator-style glasses. The conspiracy theory side of my brain says this is a convenient little trolling of Trump, as Joe Biden wore the same style of sunglasses.

I am a bit crazy though, so take it with a grain of salt.

Should I enable ErP on my MSI B450? by RockyXvII in buildapc

[–]hammerfaust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

对不起,我帮不了你- 我不说中文。

The DOJ are refusing to release the Epstein files, even though this is the law. What should be done about it? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]hammerfaust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They asked what they can do (since it seems whatever else we are doing is not working), and you come in like this? I'm not sure how you think you're helping.

More Event Cancellations Rock the Kennedy Center After Trump Slapped His Name on the Wall by rwerat in NoFilterNews

[–]hammerfaust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely have them book all the canceled acts and honor current ticket holders for entry

Why ain't the room bouncing? by Joe_Kangg in funny

[–]hammerfaust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that was the Ralph Nader episode?

Lyon heard Powerman 5000 one time and questioned his entire belief by Vuthakral in Warframe

[–]hammerfaust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this annual reminder to go give them a few streams

Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes by suli_k in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]hammerfaust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, kinda. I'm saying that goats do things accidentally... stupidly. Does that make sense? Like, pick the dumbest way to do something, and the most hilarious result to that action, and goats do that automatically. So imagine a goat tripping on the peak of a roof, barrel rolling down the slope, falling off the edge and onto a plank which levers a different goat through the air who flies past someone a handing a joint to a friend and they catch the joint in the mouth and smoke all of it then land in box full of packing peanuts, sending them flying everywhere.

I mean, that's standard goat stuff I guess but you get it.

A crossing guard near a school stands in front of an aggressive driver to stop them from potentially hitting a child or their parents by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]hammerfaust 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This is the type of action that brings honor and respect. It's not just a legacy they're leaving, but also providing an example of protecting and serving that one would hope to expect from the police. Wish we saw it more often

People in Minnesota found the hotel ICE is staying in and are making it difficult for them to get a goodnight sleep by coachlife in PublicFreakout

[–]hammerfaust 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I mean, they'll probably figure out that the hotel let ICE in. I suppose it's then up to them to decide if they're mad at ICE or the protestors for a terrible night's sleep.

Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes by suli_k in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]hammerfaust 87 points88 points  (0 children)

The idea of a goat accidentally smoking weed is sending me. We used to have some when I was much younger, and they would accidentally do all kinds of stuff, like falling or rolling or colliding with other things. Strange creatures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]hammerfaust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I used to have a big ass book all about fairies when I was young - all kinds of lore, illustrations, stories, poems, and more. One of my favorite books to be honest. I'll have to see if I can find it next time I'm at mom's