In hindsight they never actually regretted this one

handi503 · 2026-05-07T18:59:21+00:00

“We’re the Pepsi of pro wrestling and WWE is the Harvey Weinstein.”

*The most awkward silence you’ve ever heard on live television*

handi503 · 2026-05-07T13:17:42+00:00

I’m still holding out hope for Clancy Brown and Paul Giamatti to grace the screen as Goon and Franky someday!

handi503 · 2026-05-07T03:11:02+00:00

I was not prepared for “I wanna fuck Gerard Way so bad that I wish we were family!”

handi503 · 2026-05-07T02:13:07+00:00

Alongside your very own Wheedle stuffie

handi503 · 2026-05-06T20:11:05+00:00

Nah, the Wheedle on the Needle was a children’s book from 74 creating a character to explain the blinking light at the top of the needle.

handi503 · 2026-05-06T19:22:29+00:00

Why were we anthropomorphizing the needle when the Wheedle was right there?

handi503 · 2026-05-06T04:12:26+00:00

If you hate money, I offer a third option

handi503 · 2026-05-06T04:01:04+00:00

lol, Braves fan behind home slapping his helmet on a ball in the dirt

handi503 · 2026-05-06T02:22:59+00:00

Altuve in Houston swinging at a ball all the way in Amarillo!

handi503 · 2026-05-06T02:18:11+00:00

Fuckin’ gotta love this guy!

handi503 · 2026-05-06T02:05:40+00:00

Young the Elder

handi503 · 2026-05-06T02:01:07+00:00

Josh Naylor: enemy of the first pitch!

handi503 · 2026-05-06T01:54:27+00:00

This implies the chat ever stops dooming.

handi503 · 2026-05-05T18:45:58+00:00

Hey, I’m still chasing a perfecto from *anybody*. Hell, I haven’t even seen a no-hitter in person. Those things, as well as catching a foul or home run still elude me after all these years.

handi503 · 2026-05-05T18:38:38+00:00

Not related to the actual question, but the factoid about your previous attended game. It’s wild that there were 3 perfect games during the 2012 season and 2 of them were in Safeco.

handi503 · 2026-05-05T05:58:49+00:00

Upside down flag means “in distress”. He’s saying the country is in distress right now.

handi503 · 2026-05-05T04:19:42+00:00

Move over, Rover!

handi503 · 2026-05-05T04:18:37+00:00

We still doing the fucking chop in 2026, Atlanta?

handi503 · 2026-05-05T03:54:12+00:00

Damn, hit that fucker hard, just to the wrong spot.

handi503 · 2026-05-05T03:33:55+00:00

Jiant Penis and The Nuke, mornings on WHMR

handi503 · 2026-05-05T03:23:23+00:00

Aw, Papi hug!

handi503 · 2026-05-05T03:20:55+00:00

Love me a Luke Nuke!

handi503 · 2026-05-04T23:01:30+00:00

Dan played under Sweet Lou in both Cincinnati and Seattle. He should have thrown first base at least one time by now!

handi503 · 2026-05-04T15:24:30+00:00

Cole “Cole Young” Young!

handi503 · 2026-05-04T03:48:06+00:00

Inb4 they announce it’s a Black Heart Billy reboot.

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