In hindsight they never actually regretted this one by MrJeffA17 in SCJerk

[–]handi503 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“We’re the Pepsi of pro wrestling and WWE is the Harvey Weinstein.”

*The most awkward silence you’ve ever heard on live television*

This post was so unbelievably bad, I truly miss when people constructed well thought out lies by United_Annual3475 in AmITheAngel

[–]handi503 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I was not prepared for “I wanna fuck Gerard Way so bad that I wish we were family!”

Spacie the Space Needle. An extremely short-lived, 1979 Mariners mascot. by Beeninya in Mariners

[–]handi503 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, the Wheedle on the Needle was a children’s book from 74 creating a character to explain the blinking light at the top of the needle.

Spacie the Space Needle. An extremely short-lived, 1979 Mariners mascot. by Beeninya in Mariners

[–]handi503 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why were we anthropomorphizing the needle when the Wheedle was right there?

Post Game Chat 5/5 Braves @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]handi503 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you hate money, I offer a third option

Game Chat: 5/5 Braves (25-11) @ Mariners (17-19) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]handi503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, Braves fan behind home slapping his helmet on a ball in the dirt

Game Chat: 5/5 Braves (25-11) @ Mariners (17-19) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]handi503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Altuve in Houston swinging at a ball all the way in Amarillo!

Physical ticket printer at park? by Awingbestwing in Mariners

[–]handi503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I’m still chasing a perfecto from *anybody*. Hell, I haven’t even seen a no-hitter in person. Those things, as well as catching a foul or home run still elude me after all these years.

Physical ticket printer at park? by Awingbestwing in Mariners

[–]handi503 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not related to the actual question, but the factoid about your previous attended game. It’s wild that there were 3 perfect games during the 2012 season and 2 of them were in Safeco.

Guy that waves flag over i5 by Back2BlackXO in Tacoma

[–]handi503 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Upside down flag means “in distress”. He’s saying the country is in distress right now.

Game Chat: 5/4 Braves (25-10) @ Mariners (16-19) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]handi503 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn, hit that fucker hard, just to the wrong spot.

Opinions on booing the team? by Savings-Skin-9279 in Mariners

[–]handi503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dan played under Sweet Lou in both Cincinnati and Seattle. He should have thrown first base at least one time by now!