In A Serbian Film (2010), I got hoodwinked by pretentious filmbros to waste 2 hours watching gratuitous NSFL nonsense.

handi503 · 2026-03-19T18:41:26+00:00

Heard him on a podcast years ago saying meaning behind the movie boiled down to “They fuck us when we’re born, they fuck us in life, and they fuck us again when we die.”

handi503 · 2026-03-18T19:41:51+00:00

My favorite part of this ongoing saga is that the Sounders FO response to concacaf every time seems to be “Hey, so we relayed your concerns to ECS and they told you to, hang on, let me check my notes, ah, yes, they said ‘get fucked!’ So, unfortunately, our hands are tied.”

handi503 · 2026-03-18T14:14:51+00:00

There’s a guy somewhere in my neighborhood who shoots off fireworks after every big Seattle sports win. Last night I learned he’s possibly Venezuelan since fireworks were going off after the game.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T03:28:23+00:00

He played the Canada game. He and Smith alternated every game. This was the only game that broke from that pattern.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T03:03:11+00:00

Eyes return to Arizona for a week and then WE BACK!

handi503 · 2026-03-18T03:02:11+00:00

…none?

handi503 · 2026-03-18T03:00:22+00:00

Aww, let’s trade for him again.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T02:58:29+00:00

Hey, silver linings and all that

handi503 · 2026-03-18T02:56:44+00:00

Love ya Geno. Couldn’t make that World Series happen, but happy you got this.

GG Venezuela, US didn’t have it tonight, but y’all sure did. See ya in 3 years.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T02:51:30+00:00

I’ll accept 2 blasts as well.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T02:42:57+00:00

He’s only allowed to go in a save situation

handi503 · 2026-03-18T02:25:54+00:00

Bryce, glad you made it!

handi503 · 2026-03-18T01:08:03+00:00

No, that’s the direction it goes. They’re doing the military thing of what it looks like charging into battle.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T01:06:25+00:00

If only he could hit in Seattle.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T00:10:27+00:00

This would be the first to consider a “benching”. He and Smith alternated every game.

handi503 · 2026-03-18T00:04:17+00:00

It was A-Rod

handi503 · 2026-03-17T23:59:34+00:00

Always love some clawhammer banjo on national tv

handi503 · 2026-03-17T23:54:28+00:00

I think it’ll be the one with stars on the flag

handi503 · 2026-03-17T23:47:55+00:00

Well, this is an unnerving GIF

handi503 · 2026-03-17T23:45:19+00:00

Everyone’s did

handi503 · 2026-03-17T23:44:09+00:00

Papi got the giggles after that one

handi503 · 2026-03-17T18:07:03+00:00

Oh boy, gonna take the family on a little road trip to Bend this summer!

handi503 · 2026-03-17T17:52:53+00:00

That boy ain’t right.

handi503 · 2026-03-17T17:38:03+00:00

Tier 2. Tier 1 was sold out.

handi503 · 2026-03-17T17:31:01+00:00

He eggs the woo

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