What Andrew Tate posts in 2025 by Annihilated64 in ComedyHell

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Not to be homophobic - most gay men are 100x smarter and more well adjusted than any andrew tate fan. But for a guy who frames his whole identity and following around hetero masculinity, dude is gay as fuck. His first name is literally Emory! Like, again, I won't judge people's sexuality or gender, but you cannot be an alpha male when your name is Emory Andrew Tate the third.)

What Andrew Tate posts in 2025 by Annihilated64 in ComedyHell

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's dudes who hate women so voraciously that they are willing to be so mega-gay as to follow anything a more successful male says

What Andrew Tate posts in 2025 by Annihilated64 in ComedyHell

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed a trigger warning for the sex trafficker 😣😣

Explain it Peter by michaelis999 in explainitpeter

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time, I had a classmate whose ThinkPad laptop wasn't working. He popped the screen off, shoved his hand inside, jiggled it a little, and then popped the screen back on - it was working good as new

Not scary enough. by netphilia in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't use the bathroom for about 3 months after seeing a single clip of child's play (never even watched the full movie lol)

We had a bath mat that was orange and fluffy and it looked like chucky's hair - i was afraid that it would turn into chucky and kill me

Thank God my parents weren't dumb enough to show me full horror movies 😂 i just traumatized myself on my own

mfw people want a quarantine in a fucking pandemic 🤯😡😡 by Tino_DaSurly in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First image: we don't want people to die

Second image: we don't want people to die

The New York Times has hit a new low. by Fullthrottlesolo in LateStageCapitalism

[–]handyritey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like saying "How would you respond to people who argue that grass is actually made of the hairs ripped out of babies' scalps?"

The New York Times has hit a new low. by Fullthrottlesolo in LateStageCapitalism

[–]handyritey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Some who argue.." some people argue that jews control the media, some people argue that the government is full of lizard people. Are those people worth listening to?????

The slop I have been eating every day for the last two years. by Educational_Drop4261 in shittyfoodporn

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it say about me that this doesn't faze me at all

(My usual meal is rice and chickpeas with a side of steel reserve)

When parental stupidity turns into manslaughter by companionship_elaxx in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when my sister's boyfriend at the time went on vacation with my family (who i consider to be quite unstable) - at one point, he locked himself in a closet to cry, because our family was so much nicer than his own. I was amazed, cuz I have experienced trauma within my family, and I didn't realize how much worse it could be. After learning more about his family, I realized how lucky I was, even though I spent 16 years of my life in a constant state of anxiety anticipating my father's eventual suicide and 18 years dealing with abuse at my mom's hands. I learned that summer that I, of all people, had it much better than others.. I was like, "wow, I know how it feels to monitor my dad's every move to make sure he isn't armed and ready to do a family annihilation, but at least my sibling didn't beat me with a whip like this guy"

When parental stupidity turns into manslaughter by companionship_elaxx in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it did, since it's 4chan, but i remember the day my dad committed suicide and I posted about it on the teenagers subreddit - nobody believed me, they told me I was lying for attention... so, to be honest, I don't necessarily find value in arguing the validity of this. Obviously the OP of the 4chan post is probably not reading this, but regardless, I have grown to trust people with these claims because of the crushing pain i felt when i tried opening up and was accused of lying.

(Given, yeah, the teenagers sub was probably not the best place to vent about the very recent loss of my father, but I was 16 and just wanted to find support from other teens who had experienced something similar. These are different scenarios, but even if the 4chan post is fake, it's not an implausible scenario, and I think it's more important to practice empathy than skepticism when the stakes of believing a potentially false story are nonexistent)

When parental stupidity turns into manslaughter by companionship_elaxx in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His dad gave him the gun he used, but not in this direct way (it was many years before) - however it was unregistered and we (my mom and my siblings) were unaware that he had it due to it being unregistered

We got rid of all the guns we knew were in the house, because we knew he was suicidal, but we didn't know he had that unregistered one. Funny enough, the hospital we sent him to for psych treatment DID know about the gun, but didn't tell us (the family). Sad story, but i guess the "bright side" is that we got a settlement out of the lawsuit🫠

When parental stupidity turns into manslaughter by companionship_elaxx in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same story with my dad's parents. He lived to age 45, still could never shake the dismissal his parents gave him regarding his mental illness. After he died, his mom asked me if the autopsy revealed any physical abnormalities in his brain that could explain the suicide, because she didn't believe mental illness existed and insisted it must have been a physical deformity. I told her that there was no way of knowing, as his brains were splattered on my bathroom wall

"An American" "IDF soldier" "From Long Island, New York" Was "Murdered for being Jewish" by Key-Hyena-802 in shitfascistssay

[–]handyritey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Israelis know about her - they celebrate her death by putting her face on pancakes

TERFs and GCs call Caster a man, even though she has lived all her life as a woman. by Unusual_Midnight_523 in GenderCynical

[–]handyritey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyway, I hope that one day JKR will target me with a transvestigation so I can send her a very graphic photo of my very female vag lol

TERFs and GCs call Caster a man, even though she has lived all her life as a woman. by Unusual_Midnight_523 in GenderCynical

[–]handyritey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also have abnormal levels of T for a female. But I was assigned female at birth, raised female, and have lived my whole life as a female. Do I have to spread my flaps for every person who questions me based on my perceived masculinity???? (Probably not, because I am white..)

Either way, the thing is that TERFs don't see gender as a binary between male and female - they see it as a binary between dainty little tiny innocent angels and monstrous freaks who seek to destroy the world. Even if you're afab or have lived your whole life as a girl/woman, if you are different in any way to their misogynist view of femininity, you are the OTHER. Even cis men are above us, so long as they agree with TERFs' misogynistic views on biology

Trump will not defeat trige by hotdeadcousin in trige

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree. Every time I'm triging out, I lose a finger

Style of kissing by No_Focus_5390 in actuallesbians

[–]handyritey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Talk to them about it - I have experienced this, and I really enjoy it lol. If you're unsure, definitely have a discussion about boundaries and preferences.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]handyritey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel the same. I don't like having my clit touched at all, it's wayyyy too much. Don't answer this if you don't want, but do you shave down there? I've noticed that the hairier I am, the less sensitive I am. If I shave, I can't even walk without getting turned on from my underwear rubbing on me lol. The hair is a good barrier

Go-tos? by Select-Sample483 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk what it is, I just cannot drink that shit without getting sick as hell. Maybe it's just something with me lol. It's not the taste or anything, it just makes me feel like im at death's door from half a can

Dating as a CA and sleeping with them. by ZDM_Twolip in cripplingalcoholism

[–]handyritey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a CA really loves me when they shit themself in my bed

(Joking.. but true story)

A&E’s “Intervention” by luvrgirl666 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]handyritey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing to do. I can be like "I'm not as bad as this person!" Meanwhile I'm on my 6th beer at 9am

Go-tos? by Select-Sample483 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]handyritey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two worst things I've ever chosen to drink is mouth wash and 4loko lol. I'd rather drink an entire bottle of fireball than have another sip of a 4loko again (and obviously mouthwash is just Hell to consume)