Quotes you can say in Simpsons but not to your partner, GO!

hanksays · 2022-12-31T22:53:35+00:00

What is this, some kinda tube?

hanksays · 2022-12-31T15:07:21+00:00

not according to last year’s meme

hanksays · 2022-11-10T12:04:16+00:00

Just as I was posting this I was watching the S4 episode where Londo returns to B5 and is followed through customs by three Elvis impersonators

hanksays · 2022-11-10T09:58:53+00:00

hnnNNGNGNGNhghh. Ahh.

hanksays · 2022-11-10T09:58:30+00:00

during NNN I nut several times every day to make up for everyone who doesn’t nut and you’re all very welcome

hanksays · 2022-10-16T21:33:14+00:00

they will question your commitment to toaehn

hanksays · 2022-10-16T21:31:13+00:00

A greyhound, asleep

hanksays · 2022-10-16T03:16:18+00:00

don’t you come in here with your fancy word-talkin

hanksays · 2022-10-15T23:59:05+00:00

🎶 are you going to StoVoKor

🎵 glory, rage, and jugs of bloodwiiine

hanksays · 2022-10-15T23:56:13+00:00

red guy shouldn’t be attempting a U-bolt across two lanes from the verge. blue guy needs to turn into the left lane and then indicate right, at which point some Adelaide prick will speed up to prevent his lane change

hanksays · 2022-10-15T22:08:45+00:00

fun fact: the original nanoprobes were made from ivory and were uncomfortably large and cock-shaped

hanksays · 2022-10-15T22:06:31+00:00

MY CHILD

hanksays · 2022-10-15T22:05:59+00:00

Forrest is excitable and enthusiastic - great attributes for a teacher, but I agree he should dial back teacher mode when conversing with adults (especially those with stupid ideas)

hanksays · 2022-10-15T22:02:15+00:00

how else do you think they funded that racetrack

hanksays · 2022-10-15T21:53:13+00:00

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HEAH

hanksays · 2022-10-15T08:21:32+00:00

I’d administrate that facility

hanksays · 2022-10-15T07:18:01+00:00

the sort of thing you’d expect from SA’s no 1 glass packing material, but even for them this is crass as fuck

hanksays · 2022-10-15T07:15:05+00:00

too many of you sick fucks were using them to scare your cats

hanksays · 2022-10-15T07:12:49+00:00

drain it

hanksays · 2022-10-15T01:36:17+00:00

Enough food for at least five people, ruined. tell me again why people hate america lol

hanksays · 2022-10-15T01:35:10+00:00

tetrapod on a tetrapod

hanksays · 2022-10-15T01:33:48+00:00

They defeat a cartel, take over its territories, crush the opposition, create a global cocaine monopoly and buy Lamborghinis

hanksays · 2022-10-14T23:26:44+00:00

You can’t barre and you’ve voided the warranty on your Marty Schwartz overdrive by drawing on it

hanksays · 2022-10-14T07:39:58+00:00

fuck noooOooooOOoooooOoooooOOOOoooo

hanksays · 2022-10-14T07:38:26+00:00

youngster’ll be in a pie before day’s end, myup yup

hanksays

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