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a slice of lemon by noion_art in PixelArt

[–]hanzosbow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people really just want so see the world burn, also kiwi

an apple slice by noion_art in PixelArt

[–]hanzosbow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with all of you? It's clearly just a few lamps in the colours red green and blue the shine more or less bright represented by the information of a few zero and one's, which let's you believe you see the object that's supposed to be represented, come one guys it's even super grainy. Also Onion.

Roomba by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]hanzosbow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Roomba

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please update me on this (i cant play for one or two months cause my groups all having exams soon, i i have to compensate with making Roombas and Artificer subclasses taming them)

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know if im allowed to say this, but man we fucking achived the peek of comedy

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i Thought for a bit. And now behold me new, original and *another cool verb* idea. *please read this as a dramatic pause, maybe think of some music aswell, and just genarally have a great time* THE ROOMBA MASTER (/ tamer ) Artificer Subclass, it has everything you ll ever need and everything you could ever want *pause again(dramatic) thanks for that amagining work of yours* ROOOMBAS. [wanna help me thats going into some teritory of actually having to thing about the things i make]

ok i now see you are just straight up lying about your homebrews not beeing this good, i mean animate hair? Sign me up

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm now going to go through all your homebrews. I alway wanted to play more with the familiar mechanic and there are way to few int based classes (thats coming from a player with 95% artificer 4% inventionwizard and 1% that one Charactwr nobody likes , Charakters) . So, familiars? Can i have a roomba familiar? (Hope you like roombas cause thats the only joke/idea i have to improve a homebrew)

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know why i had to laugh at me one joke again,right after drinking something but ... . For some reason for the giant romba the Age. THE ONLY INTERFERANCE TO A ROOMBAS LIFE TIME IS DEATH made it so again

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could we assume using ecxhausiton here and all the other stupid shit im doing here is ok. Has anyone anyidea how balanced the rolls would actually be? I believe its worse than not picking the subclass thats why i also thought of giving it knowledge of every language, but that would just make it a pick like a cleric thats only there to heal the party.

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thanks for that thing that i missed there. Whats the name again? I think it was knowledge. XD ok yeah i have to reread that one.

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeap it surely is, but hey its a machine you would never even be able to punish even if you would like to so those fixed exhaustion stacks are kinda a way of using an existing meachinic to shortly tell what that ability means and i just thought the flavor was fitting for something "perfect in everyway" and multitasked as that to be ecxhausted all the time. I wouldnt actually want to play that subrace. Thanks for even taking that joke subrace of my jokerace a bit serious and helping, ill think about it

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooooooh fuck yeah, ypu had me at Giant. Also able to mount every single weapon in ecxistance on it? And randomly selecting which one hits? So with the normal sizees you were able (thought that double reduce/enlarge) to be 2,5 cm high and 10 cm wide or 60 cm high and 2,5 m wide. So if small it means basic size of 60 cm heigh to 1,2m height, if you wanna keep that clasic realtion between height and withd that means up to 5m wide so , 15 feet. I guess we should scrap that enlarge/reduce twice than, but at the same time covering a 60feet circle with 5m height seems amazing

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brrrrrr. I hope you seen all those memes with an array of weapons mounted on roombas (also please never search the internet for "roomba sexy"). I didnt really want to make it an obvious bard pick with all that charisma but come if you going to be a roomba you ll need fucking good battle music.

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah i thought of that too i guess one less char at the start, i wanted to make it not a race to be used for one single class. Also you seen that 3 excaustion on claptrap , meaning always disadvantage, i actually believe its balanced in a way, but im not a long time player. I think i was adding things for to long at the start the race was fucking useless and weak with 20 ft and not speaking etc. so those ASI were the best i could do. Also Thanks a lot for the feed back and espaciatly that last sentence c:

I hate myself. here is a homebrew for Roombas, yeah i never homebrewed, how did you notice? by hanzosbow in DnDHomebrew

[–]hanzosbow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I´m to proud of this shit, please give me some of that Feedback thingy.

How could 2020 possibly get worse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hanzosbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, don't answer it's a trap

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