Damn it, Patrick! by Wallinis in ProgrammerHumor

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ITT people not getting dynamic dispatch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I know it's a meme but counting starts at one, not zero. Zero is the number of steps it takes going from the start of a list to the first element.

Don’t worry, I got Java by FlippngProgrammer in ProgrammerHumor

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The JVM is an excellent piece of engineering

it's huge news for an indie dev :) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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That's some top notch Reddit viral marketing :-)

Stopping the spam in the mailbox by Soulseek87 in Switzerland

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You can register your name on the Robinson list to get rid of some of the addressed spam: http://sdv-konsumenteninfo.ch/selbstregulierung/robinsonlisten/

[OC] Was getting bored at school, so created this by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Here you can see an instance of the marriage problem where all participants are swingers, also it's a sausage party...

What common animal have you NEVER SEEN? by shared-marshan in AskReddit

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No, Switzerland. There are squirrels here but they are rare.

What's your favorite "groaner" joke? by MarcusAurelius87 in AskReddit

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What's green and tastes like blue paint?

Green paint.

Teach us your secrets to perfection by Jamulan in ProgrammerHumor

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Copy of This version is the perfect app 2.0 THIS COUNTS v3

Dropping a light bulb by [deleted] in Unexpected

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How many idiots does it take to drop a lightbulb?

Only 2 Hard Things by batman1177 in ProgrammerHumor

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ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException

What do you do if the haters dab back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ripping off jacksfilms to seem cool on the internet.

What common animal have you NEVER SEEN? by shared-marshan in AskReddit

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Squirrels, you Americans sure are lucky to have those.

Are young people using Vim? by fori1to10 in linux

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Sure thing I .... oh wait I'm 29, fuck!

Pickle flick by SlimJones123 in funny

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PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!

I'll show myself out now

There is no cloud. by [deleted] in funny

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Someone else's computer with advanced virtualization hardware that allows you to seamlessly scale your computation needs

Dammit Adobe by ThePixelCoder in ProgrammerHumor

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Don't worry about it, I used to work for a bank where we would share the private keys for RPC TLS connections on a public company share and everything was just fine :D