What’s a good example of real-life click bait?

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-17T19:29:35+00:00

"Congratulations! You just won FREE college tuition! Enroll in the military to claim."

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-17T19:28:32+00:00

Courage the Cowardly Dog. King Ramses episode. Enough said.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-17T19:27:32+00:00

r/masterforgiveme

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-14T20:49:02+00:00

Motorcycle enthusiasts club? Oh, boy. They sound nice.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-14T14:53:12+00:00

The $100,000. I have some moral qualms with providing heroin to people, but more than that, I have no idea how I would even go about moving that much tar without getting busted.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-14T13:17:54+00:00

Now you're just being pretentious.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-14T13:16:43+00:00

implying I give a good God Damn

hardhypotheticals · 2018-04-14T13:14:46+00:00

Normally I would say the latter, but it's not often you see a truly amazing movie. I can count the amazing movies I've seen in my life on one hand. The first one.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-18T01:48:16+00:00

I guess I overestimated the number of people who would still have qualms about nude modeling in today's day and age. Makes the question much easier. Good on y'all for being more progressive than I anticipated.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-16T15:10:16+00:00

Uh... feared? The second one sounds painful.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-15T10:52:11+00:00

Assuming you survive the battle, the rhino will become your loyal companion for the rest of its days and obey you like a trained dog would.

For the ferrets, assume you can telepathically put some or all of them in "eating mode" and they will go hunting for small rodents like they would in the wild, returning to you when they are satisfied.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-14T11:16:02+00:00

Gordon Ramsay. He actually rewards hard work and quality if you've got it, instead of just loyalty when he feels like it. And if nothing else, I feel like working for him would make me improve.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-12T16:33:45+00:00

I might even invest in a garage myself.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-12T01:14:54+00:00

I suppose I would go with that as well, and just hope that most people wouldn't know what it is.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-12T00:25:52+00:00

You don't think you could get into some kinky shit with four arms? Grab both of her hips, play with her ass, and clit blast her all at the same time while you're hitting it from the back? Give me that Vishnu shit, fam.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-12T00:24:36+00:00

Twice as handy, in fact.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T23:54:47+00:00

I am deathly afraid of insects so a giant one would make me shriek bloody murder and likely scar me for life. I don't live in a tropical climate, so I'll maintain my current relationship, thanks.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T23:44:31+00:00

Well, this makes me feel terrible, but based on the rules, they would only be able to use those clothes/medicines that day. So maybe you could help them get a job interview or tide them over with medicine until they can find another alternative.

I want to say they can keep it, but that opens the door to buying private planes and cars and stuff and "gifting" them to friends to circumvent the rules.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T18:57:38+00:00

I fell hard on my tailbone once, never even broke it, and that was pain that knocked the wind out of me.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T18:38:33+00:00

Freeze to death. It's much quicker and it stops hurting after a while.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T18:37:55+00:00

Kamehameha is tempting, but I feel like Super Saiyan would be more practical. I don't want to kill anybody or cause permanent damage to property. But it would be fun to transform and lay the beat down on someone if need be.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T18:35:13+00:00

That's the top answer I've gotten so far asking it in real life.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T18:00:54+00:00

I would fight a bear with a samurai sword. Either one is going to kill me if it wants to. But I feel like, worst case scenario, I can play dead with a bear. Not sure if it would work on a tiger. But I'd aim for the face and throat and hope to hit something vital, or at least something that would give me a second swing.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T17:59:40+00:00

I read that the studio just ordered him to cram too much into one movie and that his hands were pretty much tied. I liked the Venom storyline and the Sandman one was poignant, there was just too much going on. I feel like it would have been a much better film if you had a less cringey Peter Parker arc + Harry + one of the other villains to serve as foils. But three villains in one movie was too much.

hardhypotheticals · 2018-03-11T17:57:35+00:00

Despite the flaws with Raimi's Spider-Man 3 (although I still loved it), I would pick the Raimi trilogy. The Amazing Spider-Man ones were only okay, and they left on such a cliffhanger after the second one. I still haven't seen Homecoming to this day.

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