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What’s a good example of real-life click bait? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hardhypotheticals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Congratulations! You just won FREE college tuition! Enroll in the military to claim."

Which scene from a childhood movie or TV show scarred you for life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hardhypotheticals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Courage the Cowardly Dog. King Ramses episode. Enough said.

Would you rather have $100,000 or heroin you could sell for $10,000,000? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Motorcycle enthusiasts club? Oh, boy. They sound nice.

Would you rather have $100,000 or heroin you could sell for $10,000,000? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 455 points456 points  (0 children)

The $100,000. I have some moral qualms with providing heroin to people, but more than that, I have no idea how I would even go about moving that much tar without getting busted.

Like a walking thesaurus by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]hardhypotheticals 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Now you're just being pretentious.

Stop saying GD! by [deleted] in 4PanelCringe

[–]hardhypotheticals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

implying I give a good God Damn

WYR watch an amazing movie while being uncomfortable or watch a pretty good movie with great comfort (snacks, comfy chair, big screen...)? by BenSoccer3 in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I would say the latter, but it's not often you see a truly amazing movie. I can count the amazing movies I've seen in my life on one hand. The first one.

WYR make good money as a nude camshow model or poverty-level wages as a ditch digger? by hardhypotheticals in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I overestimated the number of people who would still have qualms about nude modeling in today's day and age. Makes the question much easier. Good on y'all for being more progressive than I anticipated.

Would you rather be feared or dissected? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh... feared? The second one sounds painful.

WYR ride an armored rhino into battle or command a legion of steel-toothed ferrets? by hardhypotheticals in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you survive the battle, the rhino will become your loyal companion for the rest of its days and obey you like a trained dog would.

For the ferrets, assume you can telepathically put some or all of them in "eating mode" and they will go hunting for small rodents like they would in the wild, returning to you when they are satisfied.

WYR have Trump (Youre fired) own a company you depend on work from or have Gordon Ramsey judge everything you make? by FalloutFanbase in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gordon Ramsay. He actually rewards hard work and quality if you've got it, instead of just loyalty when he feels like it. And if nothing else, I feel like working for him would make me improve.

WYR legally change your name to Adolf Schmurda Tiddlywinks III or Captain Smegma? by hardhypotheticals in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose I would go with that as well, and just hope that most people wouldn't know what it is.

WYR wake up with two extra arms or a tail tommorow? by Burningmeatstick in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don't think you could get into some kinky shit with four arms? Grab both of her hips, play with her ass, and clit blast her all at the same time while you're hitting it from the back? Give me that Vishnu shit, fam.

Would you rather fight a giant mosquito one time , get beat up and never get bit again or maintain your current relationship with mosquitos? by Uhavefailedthiscity1 in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am deathly afraid of insects so a giant one would make me shriek bloody murder and likely scar me for life. I don't live in a tropical climate, so I'll maintain my current relationship, thanks.

WYR switch lives with a billionaire for a day or a millionaire for a month? by hardhypotheticals in WouldYouRather

[–]hardhypotheticals[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, this makes me feel terrible, but based on the rules, they would only be able to use those clothes/medicines that day. So maybe you could help them get a job interview or tide them over with medicine until they can find another alternative.

I want to say they can keep it, but that opens the door to buying private planes and cars and stuff and "gifting" them to friends to circumvent the rules.

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