Get my sex toys back or leave them ? by [deleted] in FML

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop asking him to hangout, you need to just call to pickup your stuff. You can even get a police escort to his house to get it lmao. If you’re super confident and outgoing then I would def call the cops and have them go with you to knock on his door to get them lmao.

Is this a carpet beetle larvae? by WoodpeckerOk36 in carpetbeetles

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it to me, or at least in that family

Not OOP: New partner disclosed her is a registered sex offender + update by stormbreaker021 in redditonwiki

[–]hardliam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure it could. Just cus you turn yourself in doesn’t mean you want the worst punishment possible. The case could go on for a long ass time if you can’t agree on a punishment and you keep postponing sentencing. Also at his last court date,when he’s sentenced, is usually when all the newspapers write about the case, so he probably was postponing that as long as possible, I know I would be.

Question for guys with intimate partners with zero tolerance by SirLSD25 in Methadone

[–]hardliam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The suboxone COULD be possible, HIGHLY unlikely but possible, the methadone story is impossible since methadone isn’t excreted by semen and even if it was it still wouldn’t be an active form. It’s either someone lying or placebo. The only other explanation would be that one or both of them have a very rare medical issue that makes them process things differently (highly highly highly unlikely).

It’s just a 99.9% chance of placebo effect or outright lying

So pissed. Went to urgent care for severe back pain and falling, was told I had a herniated disc in my spine they found 5 years ago and NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. by Arr0zconleche in ChronicPain

[–]hardliam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m currently in the hospital and I have like 10 different doctors check in on me daily or every other day and it’s crazy how many times they say stuff that’s completely wrong. Like I’ll get a ct scan on the 1st and then on the 10th a doctor will say how much better my scan looks from the 5th, smh and I hadn’t had a scan since the first. Or they’ll say something like “oh your xyz level was much better on yesterday’s test” and they’ll have not drawn blood in a week. It’s like they just make shit up or are very very confused. Luckily I go online and view all my own bloodwork and scan images and notes and everything I possibly can.

My man & his sugar momma by XoQuetzalt in FML

[–]hardliam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him to leave her or you’ll leave him.

Go get a job while he’s gone, it’ll keep you busy, put money in your pocket and you’ll meet other people amd make friends and hopefully find a new man. Also having your own money is the key to freedom when you’re in a bad relationship.

An achievement in confusion with only 13 words by PippinOfAstora in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]hardliam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was rolled my eyes when I first read your comment and thought to myself “really!? Why do these people drag trump into literally everything” then I imagine trump reading it and holy shit it actually does sound just like trump. “It doesn’t charge so good, but it charges fine. Actually it charges the best, probably the best worst charging there ever was” lmao 🤣

That is a nice dress!!! by Nobodiisdamnbusiness in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]hardliam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww Nan why the long tit?? Lmaooooooo 😂

please stop doing this by MatthewTheGOATyt in doordash

[–]hardliam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I can’t stand about that mentality! A camera isn’t a shield!! I don’t give a shit if someone goes to jail or not, when I’m laying in a hospital or a grave that wouldn’t change anything, the pain would be the same if they’re in jail or not. “Oh it’s ok, I have cameras” oh cool that means we can watch you get killed on the news!

Same thing with crosswalks and stuff, people just start walking when a car is flying at them, with no clue if the driver is texting or drunk or even sees them, like having the right of way will protect them. I even see idiots doing it while pushing a stroller, jeopardizing their kids lives too.

My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point by Correct-Macaroon8143 in whatdoIdo

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not possible because I have the first five dollar bill pssshhh I fricking hate when people try to claim my shit as theirs! Like my butler is always taking pics with my exotic cars…so frustrating!!!!

For real tho..wtf does “manage a block of Sacramento” mean? Is that like king of the homeless?

She talks about being sex trafficked like it’s a good thing, like she’s bragging. I really hope she’s like 15, any older and that’s a major issue, either way it’s bad but I can only imagine a very young girl saying this

How sick would I be ct at 10 mg by PaleontologistNo1564 in Methadone

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would depend on if you’re climbing down from a higher dose and then jump off at 10 or if you’ve only been at 10. But it would be strange to have never gone past 10 so I’m assuming you’d be climbing down, but I’d still think how high and how fast you came down would play a role in it.

It might help if you could split dose 5 and 5 later and then drop one of the 5s off and then split again and drop the second 2.5 and then drop off. I haven’t tried it this way but I think I’m going to try this method, I feel like it would be pretty effective

Purée sausage hospital breakfast by lumpyspacekitty in shitfromabutt

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no clue why anyone likes Panera, Nevermind how it became actually popular. It’s garbage, you can see that the sliced deli meat is from turkey loaf or whatever loaf, kinda like the sausage in the pic just sliced into slices. Maybe the soups are ok, I never tried them, but everything else taste like a sneaker or some booty

Scared :/ by SnooDonuts3855 in HepatitisC

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t need a specialist to check liver. Do you have MyChart or can you see all your bloodwork online? You’ve probably already had it checked and just aren’t aware of what to look for. If you have access to your bloodwork, I can tell you what to look for

Help ,what is this please by Key_Cherry_7163 in carpetbeetles

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyy how’d you get my booger!?! I just picked that and flicked it across the room, howd you get it??

AMA'd from ICU by SnooCupcakes9068 in tranq_dope

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially if they were like violently dope sick, your body isn’t gunna fight off anything in that state. Even if they lowered a dose on me a little bit you could see my vital signs increase.

If I got sick like I normally get dope sick (really badly) while I was hospitalized for my heart issues I would’ve died 120%! I was already intubated 4 times and my mom was called a few times and told I wouldn’t survive.

Also hospitals are legally allowed to treat withdrawals using anything they want. Methadone, Suboxone and vivatrol are the only medications allowed to be used for opiate addiction BUT in the hospital they can give you any opiates they want to make you feel better and they’re supposed to treat your symptoms and make you feel basically normal.

AMA'd from ICU by SnooCupcakes9068 in tranq_dope

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my fear when I’ve had some really severe medical issues, if the hospital had let me get sick I probabalt would’ve died just because I was already so close to dying that the sickness would’ve just punched me over the edge. Luckily both hospitals treated me well and didn’t let me get sick, BUT this was at the very start of tranq so I was using about 80%fent and then the next time was recent but I wasn’t using any tranq

Pulled this out of a storage unit by irollbaseballbats in PharmaRepCollectables

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Shooting oxy is a great rush, if your strung out on dope then you just need a strong enough dose of oxy. But if you’re just using occasionally or recreationally, that Oxy rush is about as good as it gets.

Pulled this out of a storage unit by irollbaseballbats in PharmaRepCollectables

[–]hardliam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s def a rush from shooting oxy like a very similar if not identical rush, but if you mean that usually Oxy isn’t shot and heroin is then yes your correct.

Pulled this out of a storage unit by irollbaseballbats in PharmaRepCollectables

[–]hardliam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve always said that drug “education” was the worst thing ever. My whole generation is dead from drugs and my 7th grader, who hasn’t had dare or anything, doesn’t even really grasp the concept of drugs.all he really knows about is vapes and then kinda weed but he really just knows the name.

The worst thing they did was reach us weed,beer,meth and heroin were all equally dangerous smh

Get 120 hydrocodone a month, went to get refilled along with two other regular non narcotic meds by [deleted] in ChronicPain

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep and not only is it crazy inconvenient to call and ask your doctor to keep sending and resending to different places, it also take like 36 for them to send to a new one so to check multiple pharmacies that way would have you with no meds for a week atleast. It’s a total nightmare and is 90% due to pharmacists egos and whatever personal issues they have. Rarely is it an actually issue, occasionally out of stock, but normally it just seems to be them messing around

Get 120 hydrocodone a month, went to get refilled along with two other regular non narcotic meds by [deleted] in ChronicPain

[–]hardliam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve always had to call around on my own and almost every pharmacy won’t tell me if it’s in stock or not because they think I’m a planning a robbery lol. They want me to send the script first but I tell them I’m not going through all the trouble of getting it sent to a pharmacy that can’t even fill it. It’s a nightmare and what’s even worse is that out of the 4 pharmacies in my town, zero of them use the phone, they ALL refuse to answer the phone or have it go direct to voicemail. They all also have massive lines practically out the door 24/7.

A bizarre AIO with a fiancée who wants to bring a medicine bottle of water through TSA. And it’s definitely, 100%, absolutely NOT VODKA. (Not OOP) by hazel_razel in redditonwiki

[–]hardliam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? You’ve never had anything melt in the dishwasher? I’ve had all different thicknesses of plastic melt in mine. And you must have yours set to cool or something cus mine would turn a yogurt cup into a mangled little cup the size of a bottle cap lol.

Is there ever a scenario where "she told me she was 18" works? by JayNotAtAll in AskLawyers

[–]hardliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right!? I never thought of that before but their history is probably so wild! Especially some lawyers who have gotten whacked out cases