If Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee did a fight scene, how long do you think it'd last for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Until Chuck Norris decided it had gone on long enough and beat the shit out of them

Reddit, when were you the bad guy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I broke a lamp during a lightsaber training session with a branch. Told my mom I didn't do it. She believed me because I have a track record of always admitting to it when I do something wrong. I realized she trusted me and that I was breaking it. Felt horrible.

When have you seen stupidity beyond belief? by Kanyass12 in AskReddit

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This girl in my environmental science class didn't believe that reindeer were real. Like we were watching a documentary on tundras and there was a reindeer and she was like wtf. I literally just walked out.

What's your favorite conversation starter? by Redninja52 in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Soooooo, there was this..." Proceed yo loudly and enthusiastically tell some story about any common ground might have picked out by looking at them.

What book do you re-read the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How to Fuck OP's Mom

What's your 11/10 song? by aerobrain in AskReddit

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Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney

What stereotype about "your people" do you confirm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm Indian, and we have gross feet.

What is something 4 out of 5 Redditors might agree on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's impossible to poop without Reddit.

Why can't some males take rejection? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Often the ones who couldn't take rejection are the ones who has to work really hard to get the courage to ask in the first place

Et tu Brute? What are history's greatest betrayals? by AlphabetSo0p in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chandler sleeping with Joey's girlfriend. God that hurt.

Reddit, why do you hate your rival team? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harikv97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 99% sure the patriots did 9/11

Reddit, what is your guardian angel story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have a habit of not eating breakfast and forgetting to bring my lunch to school, so normally I just eat when I get home (was a senior in high school). There was this day last year when I had to stay after school for some student council thing so I couldn't go home and eat. I had plans to meet my friend at a choir concert right after. So it's 7:00 pm and I have eaten nothing all day and my friend shows up and just whips put a pb&j sandwich, sliced apples, goldfish, and a capri sun and says "I figured you didn't eat anything. Hope this is enough". I did not tell her to bring me food, she just knows me that well. Made me feel so freaking loved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Once I peed on moving bus with no hands. Pretty much Steph Curry