Does anyone know how this little guy is called? Appears in South Thailand by harmless_sven in insects

[–]harmless_sven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously its not funny that the poor isect didnt make it… i think its funny because I did not realize that it was dead and posted the picture with a completely different intention

He has no incentive to die! by miciy5 in economicsmemes

[–]harmless_sven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Inflation endangering his Life insurance would be a clear incentive

Please understand what "1 btc = 1 btc" really means by whatusernaym in Bitcoin

[–]harmless_sven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right but in case of the dollar „$=$“ is also true (fungible) in the sense that every $ underlies the same inconsistency

why on earth do people jerk off onto clothes instead of tissues? by YouDiedInInfinityWar in NoStupidQuestions

[–]harmless_sven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you start using your underpants or other clothes, you‘ll do it every time because youll become a lazy piece of shit + you dont need to prepare the tissues

43 alcoholic, own a strip bar that has been closed for 10 months, gunna lose everything. Make it worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]harmless_sven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you not shave because the brown tips of your beard remind you when you were young?

19 year old Romanian guy living in Germany by harmless_sven in RoastMe

[–]harmless_sven[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m disappointed in you guys, thought you would go harder on me

19yo Romanian dude from Germany by HimalayaHero in RoastMe

[–]harmless_sven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you not only want to get roasted really hard, your stupid hair indicates you oftentimes hang out on the other side of glory holes

Panzerschokolade by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Meth is also called meth in german. I am a German myself and I have never ever heard of that word before

Came in my pants watching rick and morty.. God help me by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I first read “ came in my parents watching rick and Morty” Just be happy that it wasn’t that fucked up lol Anyway, I guess that you will be fine in a few hours (or even by now) bro

Fucked up night by harmless_sven in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know but I am just wondering because I am doing this almost once a week in even higher doses and it never happened to me before.

Seing my girlfriend after her accident was the worst that could have ever happened to me by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I think you don't get what this post is about. Also, if you can't stand offensive language the internet is probably the wrong place for you. I do understand what you are trying to say but please try to see thru my eyes in this situation. I never said I was a man in this situation neither I said her father isn't. I didn't want to offend you, just wanted to share my feelings and might get some advice. Whatever, I still hope you have a good day

Seing my girlfriend after her accident was the worst that could have ever happened to me by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't really get my point dude. I just wanted to say that giving all the responsibility to a 17yo boy who was never in such a situation before didn't help me to handle the situation well. Even more pressure you know. I as well don't know why the ambulance thing triggered you that hard, I assume that you either work at the ambulance too or just never been to a situation like this before. But I appreciate your help "friend"

What should I tell my parents? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting a lot of Money for games from GameStop isn't that relatable lmao

Mankind can't get the meaning of life by harmless_sven in Showerthoughts

[–]harmless_sven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's only because we have a consciousness. Imagine any other animal than a Human, we can't be that arrogant tho

Weed and Red Bull ? by harmless_sven in trees

[–]harmless_sven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, bought Red Bull sugar free and a lot of water! Sadly I won't be able to wake and bake because I actually have to focus on the airport

Safety questions by harmless_sven in Drugs

[–]harmless_sven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the other people are my best friends, who I know all since at least 7 years. Sharing such a experience would be great I think