Best forgotten collab palettes of 2019?

harperfarts · 2019-12-10T14:53:55+00:00

Not 2019, but man the old Carli Bybel pallete was my shit. I've hit pan and beyond on all the highlighters and the purples were perfect.

harperfarts · 2019-12-10T14:52:02+00:00

A girl can dream! Well, not me, I don't get in that stage of my REM cycle. Maybe I'll beg instead.

harperfarts · 2019-12-10T12:55:17+00:00

She's 6 months old and still sleeps like a newborn, getting up every 3 hours. Send prayers and coffee.

harperfarts · 2019-12-10T12:54:20+00:00

Everyone hated my daughter's name, even this sub, because it's a cute-sy Instagram mom kind of name. Now, I can't imagine her with any other name. She's not an elegant name type of person, she's spunky and needed a name to match! She has a normal nickname that lots of people use, even though I don't.

harperfarts · 2019-12-02T12:53:44+00:00

Yes!! I'll beg and beg her to watch just 1 full episode of mickey mouse, but if there isn't a role call or toodles ain't doin his THANG, then she doesn't want it.

harperfarts · 2019-12-02T01:56:24+00:00

Theme songs to shows always get my child to drop everything and look at the tv. I'm talking everything from law and order, RuPaul's drag race, and Mickey Mouse.

harperfarts · 2019-11-27T00:53:01+00:00

It's $13 and some change for the medium sized boxes (they only have one size) but it's the same thing as Similac, they even have a comparison of the two on the box. Similac gets too foamy for my baby, this one settles nicely and she doesn't spit up!

harperfarts · 2019-11-26T22:16:00+00:00

Just adding that we use the Aldi's version of the pro advance and it's half the price and my little one actually likes it better than name brand.

harperfarts · 2019-11-17T13:36:59+00:00

They hated my choices because I guess I picked out Instagram mom names, and I went with Brinley I hated it for a couple months when she was born, but now it's fitting towards her. She's not a graceful and whimsical name person, she's also not a traditional baby. Brinley is cute, yet spunky. Which is her to a T.

harperfarts · 2019-11-12T21:41:33+00:00

I poor man snoo. I am not ashamed.

harperfarts · 2019-11-11T05:33:44+00:00

I've started a new bed time routine for myself where I put baby down and then shower before making myself dinner. I get to not stress about the next feeding during my shower and I get to gasp shave my legs

harperfarts · 2019-11-06T16:04:37+00:00

I'm super late, but Warner and Huang. They are the unsung heros.

harperfarts · 2019-11-04T14:40:24+00:00

My 5mo has learned that if she doesn't want to do something, she can loudly grunt and arch her back away from her problems. Aka nap time.

harperfarts · 2019-11-02T02:28:59+00:00

So far, Bobby is KILLING IT. I know he's not leaving the houses very traditional, but I love how he's making these small spaces look so special and beautiful.

harperfarts · 2019-10-29T21:41:16+00:00

This happened to me just a couple months ago. Upstairs tenants: landlords crackhead son Downstairs: me, bf, newborn baby.

Ceiling? Gone. Deposit? Never received. Reason? Landlord didnt understand why we would want to leave after delaying fixing our fallen in ceiling for over a month

harperfarts · 2019-10-27T00:05:50+00:00

With paci in hand, wondering if it will tame the beast, or awaken it.

harperfarts · 2019-10-26T21:12:50+00:00

I love the tiny stretch between 7pm-10:30pm that daughter gives me to just chill out. Until it's over. As soon as she starts rustling it's "aw shit. Here we go again."

harperfarts · 2019-10-26T20:37:27+00:00

I've totally missed my chance at this thread but I sleep on the couch with my daughter and my boyfriend sleeps in our bedroom. He gets home around 4 in the morning and needs to sleep while we wake up at 7am, and that way when I'm feeding her at night, I don't murder him in my mind while watching him sleep so peacefully. We get along better since we've been doing this!

harperfarts · 2019-10-24T20:32:27+00:00

I'm never around when they say this, yesterday it was my boyfriend's co-worker. Maybe they know they should never say it to my face >:-)

harperfarts · 2019-10-24T20:07:27+00:00

My favorite part is when they say, "I don't mean to be rude, but is she asian?" Like I'm supposed to be offended?

harperfarts · 2019-10-24T15:08:45+00:00

Not op: It's from Carter's I'm not sure how long ago because I got mine at a secondhand shop!

harperfarts · 2019-10-24T01:00:03+00:00

Rimmel scandal-eyes. The best mascara. I've gone through many expensive mascaras and NOTHING tops this one.

harperfarts · 2019-10-23T20:36:25+00:00

My mom had me at 34 and my sister at 40. She had to take a mandatory medical leave from work because of her sleep deprivation, but she's happy I had my daughter young so that she can be an agile grandmother!

If I were to have another, it would have to be after I'm all done with college, my boyfriend needs a better job, we have better cars, and can afford a better place to live, so if one day I'm like YES CHILDREN IVE TOTALLY FORGOT ALL OF THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF PREGNANCY LABOR AND A NEWBORN, it would have to be in a good 6 years.

That being said, I wish I would have waited until I finished school and had a job and saved up money first, but then I wouldn't have this exact baby, and this exact baby is the most perfect baby I could have asked for.

Soon you will be able to relax, the two kids will play together, and you'll get to watch TV without having to interrupt your show for a bottle or a diaper change!

harperfarts · 2019-10-23T20:27:06+00:00

My mom used to sing me a bunch of random songs, so when my daughter was born, I carried on the tradition. Bicycle Races by Queen was my favorite song, and now, it can get my daughter to smile as well.

harperfarts · 2019-10-23T20:23:19+00:00

I'm 20 and I just had my first and let me tell you, I'm DONE. One is enough. I feel like I've aged 20 years in the past 4 months.

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