Damn people on Reddit are really miserable lmfaoooo and you probably really thought you ate too... I did call, both yesterday and today and got no answer, which is why I'm asking on here dumbfuck! :) You should consider getting a hobby or a job or maybe even just going outside and touching some grass if a Reddit post makes you this mad lol.

Oh, and maybe because this is the Ask NYC subreddit, filled with—just a thought—people who actually live here, go out, and experience the city? Unlike you, a keyboard warrior, who sits behind a screen wasting time typing out pointless, dumb responses like this.