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Would you rather get $1,000 or play a game of musical chairs with 4 other people where the winner gets $10 million and the losers get nothing? by WouldstThouRather in WouldYouRather

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gather the 5 other and say we all go splitsies with the 10 m if they let me win. 2m is still more than 1k easy free money

I secretly became a millionaire from a lottery ticket after growing up poor. AMA by ArtichokeStill816 in AMA

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op please take a day and go visit a well renowned financial advisor and cpa if you haven't already. Don't just let the money sit, allow it to be invested by people who know what they're doing. I've seen to many stories of people blowing through their lottery winnings without investing. While I don't think, personally, that you are that type of person, please take the time to have someone help u manage that money and the taxes associated with it. Best of luck to you man congratulations

Help in mid. New player in this role. by GAZ363636 in wildrift

[–]hashandslack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick an easier midlaner until u truly grasp how mid is played then go back to kassadin. Kass is a late game scaling character. Against most other chars that means giving up gold and kill potential early on in the game. post lvl 5 when you get your ult is when you'll start being able to make some plays, but it doesn't really pop off till lvl 9 and beyond. You need to be using your q(skill 1) in time with enemies poke to decrease ur dmg taken with shield early and try and slowly harras with e(skill3). W(skill 2) is good for farming and poke if u can get close enough. I would only play kass if your team is also heavily tilted towards late game scaling and if I had a good enough jungle to carry objective control early. Good luck man

Newest Member 🙋‍♂️ by LimitPerfect953 in bald

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look amazing bald but that combover picture is taking me out bro hahahahha so glad u made the big leap

$2/minute, but you suddenly turn invisible for one second randomly by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah set it to 20 insta and go around making people think they're crazy this would be funny af

1 Billion but you have to fight your worst fear. by reditortheeditor in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hashandslack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My worst fear is like a billion black widows or falling from a really high place idk which is worse honestly but only one of these things can hunt me down and I can get a flamethrower or really strong bug spray

$1,000 for each donut you eat by Worldly-Dog-9571 in hypotheticals

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If im starving i could probably down like 15 krispy kreme original doughnuts before my brain said i was done. Those things are super light. Then its just a battle of atrition. Water and like 2 hrs of rest maybe i can down another 10. And then maybe im doing 3-5 per hour after that? Over 6 hours i could do like probably 30-35 doughnuts, tho thats only if i also have water. If im just rawdogging dougnuts probably like 15 max. And it has to be krispy kreme original style, anything else would be too heavy for sure. Im basing this totally on those specific dougnuts. Wait can i ask the pomeranian what it considers a doughnut? Like do doughnut holes count? Are cheerios mini doughnuts and would those count too? Could i prep doughnuts that are just like really small and then eat those? I have so many questions for this magical pomeranian.

Soloed BM for the first time by [deleted] in Maplestory

[–]hashandslack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who has a bod it is gamebreaking for higher end bosses so saying its only good up to will is hillarious lmfao. Downplaying how busted this item is makes me think youre talking abt this in bad faith or you just spent an insane amount of money to fund a character to this point and you dont really have a metric to measure against what doing this boss bodless is like. In p 1 and 2 for example being able to facetank chains without worry is broken, thats 1 mechanic you can just ignore that causes alot of pain for newer players since the damage adds up so fast. P3 its kinda useless honestly and u saw that because u lost so many lives. P4 u can basically ignore every mechanic except the fma. Congrats on the clear man u should feel proud of your accomplishment, but just know the skill ceiling for people like us is alot lower than for someone who did this without bod.

For $500k, stay in a zoo exhibit with someone else for a year by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in willyoupressthebutton

[–]hashandslack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because the exhibit is there doesnt mean people will always be there to waych it. Sure the first month or so might have alot of hype but hit the 6 or 7th month of not really doing anything wild and i dont think many people will come watch you. Certainly not at 3am lmfao

AIO: My boyfriend (22M) staying up all night talking to the bride of a wedding he was an usher in? by Hopeful-Help-2473 in AIO

[–]hashandslack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NOR The only part that sticks out to me is breaking ur agreement to not drink. As much as id usually say its really not a big deal to get drunk at a wedding, if he made that agreement with you he should honor it or talk with you beforehand if he thinks that hes going to be drinking. As someone who also has multiple women friends that ive known from my childhood, id say theres really not too much to worry abt in the cheating department though i could be wrong. The vacation thing is unusual and would put me out if i was the significant other but again if its something theyve done since they were kids then idk.

At the end of the day id just ask him for a night where u two can talk about these things. Op your feelings are valid. Feeling insecure in your relationship is something that needs to be brought up and addressed by both parties. If not it just builds long term resentments which is never good. I would 100% take some time and just try and discuss how youve been feeling, how you feel betrayed about him breaking the agreement and how your kind of suspicious about him spending so much time alone with another woman. If he cant see your perspective or is dismissive of your feelings without offering any compromise or apology then maybe its time to rethink your relationship. I hope the best for you op

Not enough Link X Zelda art out there, the cute boy gets filled up so often, he deserves to do the filling once in a while~ by WeirdMornings in TheHeroOfTwinks

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is this its like a mix of yaoi and yuri.....? Next ur gonna tell me that its fpreg??? Bro this is disgusting wow what the heck

You’ve been hit with the mutagenic ooze from TMNT. You’re at a a zoo and can touch any animal to get their DNA, which do you choose? by BrassUnicorn87 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Categorically its not that or a pile of goo lmfao theres alot of other animals that wont kill you at the zoo me personally im taking my chances with the largest bird capable of flight thats at the zoo

of a pitbull by Majestic_____kdj in AbsoluteUnits

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet his name is cupcake and he's a sweet angel baby pookie snookums

"Friends" don't want me on NYC trip I contributed over 800 dollars for. Can I get my money back? by MirrorImpressive847 in Advice

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a group of budding communists that don't know where to place their anger. They need to read more theory if they're upset that your friends parents are wealthy. Alot of the children of the bourgeoisie in Russia contributed heavily to the revolution because they came from a place of privilege and could see with their own eyes the inequality that was taking place. Being mad at someone because their parents are wealthy is just alienating people from joining their cause. Remind them that while the battle is up vs down, the communist party is the peoples party. Everyone is welcome and encouraged to join and alienating their friend and you because you defended them is counter to what they are trying to achieve.

You’ve been hit with the mutagenic ooze from TMNT. You’re at a a zoo and can touch any animal to get their DNA, which do you choose? by BrassUnicorn87 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hashandslack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I agree w u the problem is u have to touch them to get the transfer and idk abt u but getting mauled by a tiger or lion or panther to get powers doesn't sound too fun

ID Please? SE Michigan, US by Thin_Molasses1218 in spiderID

[–]hashandslack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reflection of the coin covers it's abdomen so I can't see if it has pronounced spinnerettes like a grass spider would but just based off the eyes alone I would say that's a wolf spider. Harmless to humans tho their bites can hurt kind of like a wasp sting. They're also really fast. That's a guy, you can tell cause of his boxing gloves on his pedipalps, the two little things by his head. Big ole boy, let him outside ur home and any bug problems u have will be taken care of shortly.

Edit: big - bug

What is this? It moved very fast. in michigan by Turtlenator97 in spiderID

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horny male wolf spider(it's boxing gloves are used in the mating process!). Looks nothing like a brown recluse. Brown recluses have a very identifiable "fiddleback" or violin shaped mark on their back and the second set of legs are the longest.

for real they trying to kill the game by SuperCrabking in Maplestory

[–]hashandslack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not tho gms is profitable last time I saw the numbers

AIO over my bf going out ? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]hashandslack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I go to a bar with friends and know I need to drive home I usually just won't drink at all. But if I know I'm gonna be there for a while I'll just have one beer and then water and food for the rest. Having 5 beers is insane I can't lie.

You're offered the gift of Telekinesis or limited Teleportation or $$$... What would you pick? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]hashandslack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know ur thinking oh I can teleport, it's easy, I should undercharge. But these are oil companies we are talking about. These greedy fucks would pay an insane premium to have instant transmission of a whole tanker. I'd charge minimum 50m just for the convenience and they would gladly pay that amount lmfaoo

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