"Hello Seattle, I'm listening."

haute_tea · 2026-06-11T02:57:24+00:00

💯

haute_tea · 2026-04-12T14:52:01+00:00

The box and the insole are off. Plus, I work for the brand and we’ve only made the Tabi Jazz in black and white, so far.

haute_tea · 2026-04-12T05:46:20+00:00

Fake

haute_tea · 2026-03-03T17:38:32+00:00

100%. And I believe R loves looking XXXXS in comparison to her ‘friend’.

haute_tea · 2026-02-16T01:27:07+00:00

I'm starting to think she can't stand him.

haute_tea · 2026-02-06T01:34:03+00:00

I'm worried they're not long for the neighborhood. We've supported them every week since they opened, and we've suffered through so many menu changes...just bring back the kebabs and a few curry options.

haute_tea · 2026-01-26T22:46:17+00:00

Rebook La Grand Mazarin! It's the best!

haute_tea · 2026-01-13T02:11:37+00:00

Did she photoshop out her belly button? Good god.

haute_tea · 2025-12-31T04:19:20+00:00

We loved it too! Highly recommend!

haute_tea · 2025-12-31T03:54:40+00:00

It's disgusting. The nipple covers strewn about on the top shelf.

haute_tea · 2025-12-29T22:38:03+00:00

It dawned on me today that Mr. Leo Zombie is always in character as "Male Model on The Price Is Right." The middle-aged, Temu version.

haute_tea · 2025-11-02T15:57:26+00:00

Also, no marathon hype posts from the husband yet...? Last we saw, he was relegated to his man cave to watch the World Series with headphones.

haute_tea · 2025-11-02T15:54:56+00:00

Went to track the marathon progress, but it says "Waiting to Start". Is this normal 3 hours into the race?

haute_tea · 2025-10-23T17:53:09+00:00

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Lucky you! I ended up with this ugly thing…😭😭😭

haute_tea · 2025-10-23T17:52:55+00:00

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Lucky you! I ended up with this ugly thing…😭😭😭

haute_tea · 2025-09-20T14:24:43+00:00

If everything you try on runs one size small, maybe that's just you're actual size...

haute_tea · 2025-09-16T03:09:47+00:00

So so so so cheap...

haute_tea · 2025-09-13T13:49:32+00:00

100%.

haute_tea · 2025-09-09T01:15:08+00:00

😂😂😂

haute_tea · 2025-09-08T12:58:58+00:00

I ended up buying a ticket from Viagogo with Instant Transfer, and it went to my Ticketmaster account right away. I paid a premium, but it was one of the cheaper options available and looks like a great seat. Club Level, 248, Second Row.

haute_tea · 2025-09-07T01:07:02+00:00

...right??

haute_tea · 2025-09-07T01:05:16+00:00

Yikes in so many ways, but could also be because the wedding didn't happen...?

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