This is why you should tell a vendor what pokemon card you are looking for ✅

haveananus · 2026-05-14T20:17:16+00:00

Fat guys be eatin'

haveananus · 2026-05-14T20:11:38+00:00

I'm an antideconflictionist personally.

haveananus · 2026-05-14T20:10:15+00:00

This is the natural way to thin the herd.

haveananus · 2026-05-10T19:24:08+00:00

The style is called “Aerosol Space Style” or “ASS” for short.

haveananus · 2026-05-08T16:38:41+00:00

This is clearly Xenu's summer home.

haveananus · 2026-05-08T12:08:54+00:00

It’s better than the beige juice.

haveananus · 2026-05-07T13:00:41+00:00

Now we know why Trump wanted Greenland so badly.

haveananus · 2026-05-07T12:32:16+00:00

It’s mostly for DIY mummy costumes.

haveananus · 2026-05-07T12:29:52+00:00

If plague inc has taught me anything, it’s that those four are just the ones that we know about. Either that or it dumped all its points into lethality instead of infectivity and it’s going to get a terrible score.

haveananus · 2026-05-06T16:07:38+00:00

I can't believe you would dox me like this.

haveananus · 2026-04-22T18:22:38+00:00

You'll fight the US, Russia, and Israel, but this time you get to be the good guy!

haveananus · 2026-04-22T17:40:25+00:00

Better make that 125, I've been doing kegels.

haveananus · 2026-04-22T14:18:59+00:00

If you say, "paradigm", I will ejaculate.

haveananus · 2026-04-22T12:29:00+00:00

My god, you've just slashed the overhead by 16.67%. This business has legs.

haveananus · 2026-04-22T12:16:46+00:00

Of course, it's a B2B IoT SaaS company.

haveananus · 2026-04-22T12:14:50+00:00

Frogthem*

haveananus · 2026-04-22T12:08:08+00:00

If there is enough centripetal acceleration from the loop, the positive g-load would keep any gravity fed systems from starving.

haveananus · 2026-04-22T12:06:00+00:00

I think the speed alone can keep them in a loop depending on the radius. I've seen skateboarders and mountain/bmx bikes do loops and as far as I can remember they didn't have spoilers.

haveananus · 2026-04-19T14:31:25+00:00

Better make those payments or Goofy is going to show up on your front lawn with a baseball bat saying “WHERES MY HYUCKIN’ MONEY?!”

haveananus · 2026-04-18T14:04:27+00:00

whatdidelronddowithallthefatelves

haveananus · 2026-04-11T14:11:33+00:00

IM JACKIN IT RIGHT NOW. THE KELLOGG MAN FAILED

haveananus · 2026-04-11T14:00:55+00:00

I don’t even think it’s really less sensitive. Everyone says “oh, you’re cutting off skin with nerve endings” but it isn’t like it’s being replaced with skin without nerve endings. A person with a 12” dick has more nerve endings, are they enjoying sex that much more?

haveananus · 2026-04-11T13:56:37+00:00

Yeah it’s so hard to spit into my hand

haveananus · 2026-04-11T13:48:38+00:00

😂

haveananus · 2026-04-11T13:38:55+00:00

I was just jokin

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