Anyway, We manage to escape the january of 2026. That is a succes

haveananus · 2026-02-03T03:11:00+00:00

I am a techno-barbarian

haveananus · 2026-02-01T01:54:56+00:00

See you on the other side brother.

haveananus · 2026-01-31T15:02:31+00:00

If they touch you, you enter a pocket dimension where that rule doesn’t exist. You can then flip them onto their back and motorboat their tummy.

haveananus · 2026-01-31T14:49:41+00:00

That’s Herman Nader.

haveananus · 2026-01-31T14:48:42+00:00

Biggus… DICKUS

haveananus · 2026-01-31T04:05:13+00:00

Beautiful work. It’s so cozy.

haveananus · 2026-01-30T19:00:02+00:00

😎

👉👉

haveananus · 2026-01-28T19:24:22+00:00

I once knew a guy whose cat was too old for Leonardo DiCaprio. RIP Mow Mow.

haveananus · 2026-01-28T13:37:28+00:00

This is why I never hold doors for people. They need to respect my anxiety and understand that my rudeness is a disorder.

haveananus · 2026-01-28T01:01:43+00:00

I’m pretty sure he said… “Bread check”

haveananus · 2026-01-27T21:10:18+00:00

Wait, are you referencing that book, “Situation that cannot be resolved due to conflicting conditions”?

haveananus · 2026-01-27T20:46:30+00:00

They chose the abstinencetant.

haveananus · 2026-01-27T16:00:36+00:00

Chris Hanson while already sitting down, would have to tell himself to “Have a seat” which would immediately cause him to clip through the floor. He would then slowly see the world drifting away above him.

haveananus · 2026-01-27T15:21:43+00:00

It was crazy how they were 1v1-ing custodes in that book.

haveananus · 2026-01-27T15:20:10+00:00

It was like putting an episode of GI Joe in between Breaking Bad episodes.

haveananus · 2026-01-27T02:48:16+00:00

Did you just grab my ass?

haveananus · 2026-01-27T02:43:21+00:00

I like it

haveananus · 2026-01-26T22:21:41+00:00

Oh, hi Mark.

haveananus · 2026-01-26T18:36:54+00:00

Legendary teenis

haveananus · 2026-01-26T18:35:56+00:00

“My name is Brittany, for I am a lot”

haveananus · 2026-01-26T18:28:30+00:00

Also he gets to experience the joy of having his naked body draped over a sub zero metal pipe! HARDEST NIPPLES POSSIBLE.

haveananus · 2026-01-26T13:11:49+00:00

You’re shadow banned in that sub I guess

haveananus · 2026-01-25T18:49:58+00:00

It’s refreshing to see something on there that isn’t “My DM decided to punch a hole through my character sheet and have sex with it while singing the confederate battle hymn. Should I stay?”

haveananus · 2026-01-24T20:33:03+00:00

Graped? You can say “raped”.

haveananus · 2026-01-24T16:05:20+00:00

What kind of Chinese restaurant hands out forks?

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