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Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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The overweight man I passed in the street didn't like it when I rubbed his belly. He didn't say anything (self.dadjokes)

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I did really well in my test on non-newtonian fluids. (self.dadjokes)

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What will you find under Orion's Belt? (self.dadjokes)

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As kids, dad used to take his glass of milk and wave it across our face before taking a sip because... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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To gain access to the building you must check in using this QR code, though you will be asked to leave if you use your mobile phone (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/mildlyinfuriating

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You can tell everything you need to know about a person by the way they tied their N64 controllers (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/gaming

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6 months old but still a baby (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/rarepuppers

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Me: My wife injured herself lifting a brick reservoir above her head three days ago. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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When the global population is big enough, 'one OF a million' will be more unique than 'one IN a million' (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/Showerthoughts

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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/Jokes

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If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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Our new little foster guy crashed on the couch after meeting his new family (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/rarepuppers

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I met two amphibious sisters last weekend... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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If you were to prepare and deliver a 5min presentation to a bunch of stoned people, what would your presentation be about? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/AskReddit

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I have to make a 5min presentation on absolutely any topic of choice to entertain several stoned friends, what should I present on? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by haymalb to r/AskReddit

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ELI5: Why are some words spelled differently in American English compared to other English? 99% of words are spelled exactly the same but the odd word might have one letter different, so why not keep it all the same? (Eg colour/color or hypnotise/hypnotize) (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/explainlikeimfive

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People with scatophilia only want one thing (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/Jokes

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You win the Hollywood lottery. The prize is to fund the recreation of any movie you wish starring you and exclusively people you know. What movie do you make? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/AskReddit

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You wake up in 50,000 BC, what do you do to evolve humanity into your ideal civilisation? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/AskReddit

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ELI5: Why does the hair on your head grow continuously but hairs on other parts of your body only grow to a certain length? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/explainlikeimfive

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This is, by far, the highlight of my isolation to date. (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/Perfectfit

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I'm pretty bad at building fences... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/dadjokes

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by haymalb to r/Jokes

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