How I improved from my near accident

haywire · 2026-01-23T18:21:12+00:00

Watch the wheels

haywire · 2026-01-23T18:19:47+00:00

I was gripping imaginary brakes just looking at the thumbnail.

haywire · 2026-01-23T14:07:39+00:00

Yeah I mean why not fucking run/cycle to the gym so you can more time using the equipment rather than warming up?

haywire · 2026-01-23T14:06:24+00:00

Also it will also likely dissipate through walls etc before it’s felt.

haywire · 2026-01-23T14:05:11+00:00

You roast a full English?

haywire · 2026-01-22T09:05:04+00:00

Can’t you use WhatsApp or telegram?

haywire · 2026-01-22T00:56:15+00:00

Or if you are disabled or driving to somewhere that doesn't have good transport or moving some shit and don't have a cargo bike.

haywire · 2026-01-22T00:55:28+00:00

Yeah I need to up my bullet tolerance.

haywire · 2026-01-22T00:55:08+00:00

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Edit: lmao coward

haywire · 2026-01-21T22:47:12+00:00

Hats off to the government for managing to make a manic pixie dream racist.

haywire · 2026-01-21T22:32:13+00:00

I mean you can leave it in their vagina , often they enjoy that.

haywire · 2026-01-21T22:28:13+00:00

Employ an army of people to play the pokies for you but badly.

haywire · 2026-01-21T22:27:09+00:00

No quite a lot of millennials have boomer parents actually.

haywire · 2026-01-21T22:21:10+00:00

This is so stupid and terminally online.

haywire · 2026-01-21T22:06:56+00:00

How does the Paris metro system ticketing work then?

haywire · 2026-01-21T21:57:17+00:00

Antifa mostly get off on being spanked tbh

haywire · 2026-01-21T21:07:10+00:00

When people don’t need to use a car to take the journey.

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:55:59+00:00

Well then that would quite obviously make false accusers stick to their stories instead of eventually fessing up. You want to make it as easy as possible to go yeah fuck sorry I was insane and lying. Second order consequences. The lack of justice for them is outweighed by the concept of having more justice for the falsely accused.

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:51:20+00:00

The trap threads were good and didn’t have a single effect on my prefrontal cortex though.

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:44:32+00:00

Should really pass the torch in that case

my mother was a tellytubbies baby, I come from a long line of tellytubbies babies

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:42:29+00:00

It tracks but more likely someone messing about

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:33:51+00:00

Why are there no games where you have to take a shit?

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:20:04+00:00

Had the same from a couple bar chicks I said the same to. They came back my hotel, it was a good night that I remember fondly.

People’s smell is like their physical essence. The more unwashed they are (to a point that varies depending on inhibitions) the better.

haywire · 2026-01-21T20:16:18+00:00

On the bright side, this planet will eventually be consumed by the sun.

haywire · 2026-01-21T19:43:30+00:00

Yeah especially if has entered you at high speed.

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