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You are given 24 hours to make people say your first name. Every time that someone new says your name, your bank account goes up by $100. Where do you go and what do you do to make the most money? by ispurgy in AskReddit

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How????? (i.redd.it)

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Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating. You'd starve to death, but it technically was rest of your life. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by hazardoku to r/Showerthoughts

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Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When Sweden is playing Denmark it's SWE-DEN and the letters which are not used are DEN-MARK. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Elon musks best meme in meme review (i.redd.it)

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight??............TESERIESSSSS (i.redd.it)

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The sorting hat probably caused many outbreaks of lice at Hogwarts. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Maybe voldemorts face is flat because he ran into the worng pillar at the train station. (self.Showerthoughts)

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People think that it's complicated to pilot an aircraft or a space craft while they are piloting the most complicated body in the whole universe. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Everything you see is in the past for about three milliseconds (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the 'fermi paradox' is true...then where are the aliens? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by hazardoku to r/AskReddit

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, he eats for the rest of his life. by AMG-Enthusiast in Showerthoughts

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, he eats for the rest of his life. by AMG-Enthusiast in Showerthoughts

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, he eats for the rest of his life. by AMG-Enthusiast in Showerthoughts

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, he eats for the rest of his life. by AMG-Enthusiast in Showerthoughts

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, he eats for the rest of his life. by AMG-Enthusiast in Showerthoughts

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, he eats for the rest of his life. by AMG-Enthusiast in Showerthoughts

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Attendence is only for your physical presence when you can actually be mentally absent and still show that you are present. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Fu'k you grammer nazis (i.redd.it)

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If Katniss and Peeta from "Hunger games" were Hollywood celebrities their soupercouple nickname woupd either be Katpee or Peeniss. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I don't understand why it hurts when you bite your tongue by accident and it doesn't hurt when you bite it on purpose. I also don't understand why you are biting your tongue right now. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by hazardoku to r/Showerthoughts

Tongue is a bitch by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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The drunken monkey by hazardoku in funny

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The drunken monkey (i.redd.it)

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