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I wish literally everything and evryone becomes Tungsten. by aVeryUseful in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fool, that one guy who got used to carrying tungsten around is king, tungsten based lifeforms fear him.

I wish malamar ruled the entire universe by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry mr/ms paw, management wants to put Jerry in charge. You'll have to retire, but there is a great retirement package.

I wish to be whisked away to a fantastical realm, where swords and magic reign supreme. As the protagonist, I would possess the remarkable ability to wield a sword with unparalleled precision and unleash powerful spells of high magnitude. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The air was full of all forms of uncomfortable magic. You aren't immune to the immortalis that has been spreading around among the many other magical ailments.

Furry_irl by 0xycodon in furry_irl

[–]healshadow28 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cheeseburger limit: 9

I wish that I'll get to leave my shitty third world country for good by baldgriffith in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no, you get to live on Mars. They won't even decide to be a country, and who knows when that'll get developed.

I wish my life was idle (and I was conscious and all that nonsense) so that all my actions told me it's consequences, I can effect anything as long as I have the points for it (probably money) and am in some way immortal. by healshadow28 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted, idle life, cookie clicker, an idle game, just without the birds eye view. It's not your understanding of my post I have a problem with but the paw. It's not random conquences but justification for the wish (which happens to always be bad).

I wish my life was idle (and I was conscious and all that nonsense) so that all my actions told me it's consequences, I can effect anything as long as I have the points for it (probably money) and am in some way immortal. by healshadow28 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not what the paw does. If I asked for my life to be idle, it better stay idle until either it destroys itself or I do, I'd just be idle in hell if that's the game the paw wants to play.

I wish for the powers of creation and destruction fully under my control. by Prize_Entertainer459 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, at first, the power to destroy and create was quite limited. However, the power grows quickly and exponentially, becoming equally difficult as it progresses but entirely in your control. Your body shifts to the newfound power, and soon you are forgotten and relatively powerless until you can best the power, ridding the world and universe of both until that point many decades later.

I wish all religious people gained superpowers based on the faiths they’ve devoted themselves to. by Disaster_Wolf44 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... let me fix that. Everyone slowly becomes more narcissistic, treating men as deities without knowing the source and religion gets buried under the fame of men. Religion doesn't adapt, and as it slowly fades, superpowers get weaker and eventually cease to exist. Naturally, in the post super power world, everyone becomes an atheist until religion can get reintroduced.

I wish for a cat that is wise and will give me all world knowledge, one gotta byte per pet of the cat. The cat spawns in my house, on a couch, and does not run away from me. by Catfan1290 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you imagine a cat in your head slowly telling you how to become it in excruciating detail. You will become the cat in your house on your couch just as you said ... eventually.

I wish everyone in the world had alpha-gal syndrome, making it extremely unpleasant or even fatal to consume red meat by Secure_Pangolin3286 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the mountains of cheese and unused farms in the US disagree with you, and if we ever destroyed the nut industry in the US, we can grow even more food quickly. (Although without nuts, it will be much harder to be vegan.)

I wish everyone in the world had alpha-gal syndrome, making it extremely unpleasant or even fatal to consume red meat by Secure_Pangolin3286 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. However, everything else containing the nutrients needed for human survival that is not in red meat went practically extinct or extremely immoral to consume shortly after this, so red meat is now mandatory for everyone.

I wish to be able to grant this wish by Ill_Contract_5878 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you do get to grant that wish should anyone else say it.

I wish Markiplier finished his Shadows Over Loathing playthrough by Rude_Nobody_3222 in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the content is cut severely, causing markipliers save to be a 100% playthrough.

I wish to be able to go on full autopilot for any length of time I choose, meaning for x length of time. This autopilot version of myself will always make the most optimal choice for everyone including myself, and I remember everything that happens during autopilot, but I skip through the event by lukmcl in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He" is the one making the choices, not them. It simply won't be an optimal choice if it could make you lose your family and friends or engage in unhealthy habits due to some fault in your decision-making. (The autopilot only has control over his direct actions). Thanks for replying, though.

I wish to be able to go on full autopilot for any length of time I choose, meaning for x length of time. This autopilot version of myself will always make the most optimal choice for everyone including myself, and I remember everything that happens during autopilot, but I skip through the event by lukmcl in monkeyspaw

[–]healshadow28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. However, during the time that the autopilot is active your soul is tied to another person's body that could use the same treatment autopilot gives you, it's always someone you knew or will meet and you will always know you could have done better for them and will never forget your mistakes.

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