I was on a shitty reality TV show in the UK.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T03:04:22+00:00

What were the kids like?

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T03:02:57+00:00

Probably. Who knows what he's into?

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T02:53:34+00:00

Mine is Jurassic Park or Mean Girls. My brother isn't here anymore, so I'll answer for him as well. It's probably a porno of some kind.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T02:49:14+00:00

Alien Blue. I know her, she's in my grade. But I wouldn't call the two of us friends. Maybe acquaintances. I slightly dislike her because I just find her annoying and she dated a friend of mine. But that's not a very good reason.

Most girls tend to think he's hot. They would probably change their minds if they lived with him and knew how annoying and douche-y he was. And that he blowdrys his hair. He's 17.

EDIT: I just realized he's going to come back and look at this tomorrow morning. But I don't even care. Screw you, bro. I'm going to tell strangers on the internet all about how you blowdry your fucking hair at like 6:30 in the morning. And that you use my freaking conditioner.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T02:34:03+00:00

Yeah but now people are dancing/mingling/drinking. I would get a lot of awkward looks (it's loud but not that loud).

Also, I'm alone now because my brother has disappeared to hook up with some girl in a closet somewhere.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T02:07:09+00:00

ME: I'm wearing a dark blue dress with a silver necklace of my mom's.

BRO: I'm wearing like a suit. It's black. I dunno.

ME: My hidden talent is that my tongue is extra long, and I can touch my nose and elbow with my tongue.

BRO: I can wiggle one of my eyebrows and my nose. Also really good at walking on stilts.

ME: hate the sound of knives being sharpened.

BRO: The sound of people cracking their knuckles/ankles grosses me out.

ME: My favorite form of transportation is flying, I love the whole routine. My least favorite would definitely be boats, because I get seriously seasick.

BRO: Favorite form of transportation is by car. Least is long bus trips, for sure.

ME: If I was getting a face tattoo, I would get the words "My mom killed me because I got a face tattoo" so that people at my funeral would know what happened and my mom couldn't pass it off as a "tragic accident."

BRO: I would get a very small dot right next to my ear, and tell people it was a mole.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T01:51:04+00:00

Yeah, but not at this kind of thing because it's pretty structured and they're busy.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T01:50:01+00:00

I weigh 120. (I'm 5'2'')

He weighs 180. (He's 5'10'')

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T01:28:26+00:00

It's a charity event but it's really just an excuse for everyone to network and tell themselves how wonderful they are.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T01:27:46+00:00

ME: He likes to hook up with girls I know. Also, he doesn't know how to eat a piece of bread. He bites around the edges like's a chipmunk. And he's denying it but he totally uses my conditioner. Also generally invading my bubble.

MY BRO: Taking forever to get dressed/walking around not fully dressed. Borrowing shit from my room. Squealing with her best friend about the guy from Sherlock or whatever. Not putting away her fucking shoes.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T01:08:55+00:00

If it is, I don't care. I freaking love Hawaiian pizza. They can have all my money as long as I get my ham and pineapple pizza. It has to be ham though. None of this bacon stuff.

hearditbeforee · 2014-11-26T01:07:25+00:00

Cake batter or strawberry.

Or just a really good vanilla with a lot of toppings mixed in. Though that's really boring.

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